Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------

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Emmy Nyash July 9, 2009 7:04

Cackle! That's how we laugh heartily.
Emilie July 5, 2009 15:14

Hi dear Jihane:
Thanks alot for your nice words. Have a nice day.
Emilie
Emilie June 26, 2009 8:17

Hi Nadiyah:
Thanks for your nice words. Have a nice time..
Emilie June 24, 2009 21:18

Hi ladyenglish:
Thanks alot for your nice words. Have a nice day..
Emilie June 24, 2009 18:50

Hi Ika:
How are you my friend?
Thanks alot for your nice comment. Have a nice day.
Emilie June 24, 2009 18:48

Hi Nadiyah:
Thanks my dear friend for your nice words.You are a wonderful friend. I will post new topic like this one. Have a nice day.
ika tan June 23, 2009 8:24

Hi Emilie,
i think, it's not stupid question because sometime we ask those questions.
But for the answers, i like it.
Emilie June 22, 2009 20:56

Hi Saso:
How are you my friend?
Thanks alot for your nice words. Your name is lovely.
Have a day full of flowers scents...
Saso June 22, 2009 20:27

I forget to say ( nice picture )
^_^
Saso June 22, 2009 20:25

hello Emilie

it is really clever answers i like it
nice from u
have a nice day ^_^ !

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