Once, a husband was putting on his clothes getting ready to go to the office when his wife said, "On your way back from work/office, bring four chickens." The husband wanted to know the reason he had do get the chickens on his way home.
His wife said, "Don't you remember? Tomorrow is our 25th wedding anniversary."
The husband then replied, "Why on earth some poor, decent chickens have to sacrfice their lives for the mistake we made back then, 25 years ago???”
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