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AG's Writing Challenge: Tell A Joke

Hi all MyEC friends, ^_^
It's been a while I didn't write anything here. Let me try to write again. First I would like to join AG's Challenge. Here're my dull jokes. :D
 
Two Indonesian people are in the dialog: 
Budi: What is the English word for 'KESET'?? 
Mamat: It is 'WELCOME'. 
Budi: Really? I think it may be something else,  mmm... 
Mamat: I'm sure it is,,  it is usually written there.
 
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**** doormat = keset
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Budi: You know, over there,  there's a CAR WASH. But this is so special as it is called 'CU
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Can you go back to nature?

It is like a trap we all are slowly falling into. It is like a drug more and more of us are being day by day attracted to. It is like a blackhole that imprisones us inside without our awareness. In fact consuming, virtual life style in this modern era is killing us, taking our identities and makes us slaves of the system. One day people will forget, how it feels to spend hours outside, how amazing it is to stand on the top of the hill or to sleep under the sky, how it feels to enjoy this awesome

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The bells are ringing

This is the first time I try  to make a poem.  I hope I am not too far away.

 

The bells are ringing 

calling closed doors  to  open

 the child does not want milk

tears  won't dry 

The bells are ringing 

Many of them are afraid  

Nights are long

The  cry of that child is so loud

They want survival, who cares?

The bells are ringing 

hungry birds fly helplessly 

in the cloudy sky

The space is not enough

Weak wings stop to flutter

The bells are ringing

Tears are still dropping

But their shouts still linger

In that cl

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=Common Sense=

A student submitted his paper to his Teacher…

Teacher: Why it’s blank?

Student: I drew a cow and a grass.

Teacher: (looked again to the paper) where is the grass?

Student: The cow already ate it.

Teacher: (scratching her head) where’s the cow?

Student: What’s the use of staying there if there is no grass anymore? Of course, it will leave.  Common sense Ma’am.

=Attempted Rape=

At Police Station:

Lady: Officer, I would like to file a case against Toto pogi (handsome)

Police officer: What case

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EC ANIMATED!

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Aloha lovely EC people who is reading this!

Have you noticed something 'weird' in EC these days? Didn't you feel like something was going on? No?? Uhm... Okay! I'll tell you then! Welcome to The EC News Bulletin!! *news' music intro*

Weekend is coming! Yup, that's the first obvious news! So the very lovely Adaline's peacock it's jumping for joy because her lovely owner is gonna spread flowers all over EC! Thanks Ada! ^_^

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But not everybody is happy 'cause the weekend is coming. Ninos is bored 'caus

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It Is Christmas Time Again!

2347352846?profile=originalHi, my dear friends! As I have a few rather free days, I am in a very good mood and would like to share it with you especially since Chrismas season has already started in my country. I like Christmas despite being an atheist. It makes me recall my childhood, my parents (who were atheists, too), expectation of something good and pleasant. You know, I don't have any faith in any God and I am proud of that as all my decisions and deeds are based on common sense and reason. So, what I want to say i

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What is creative writing? Being creative can be described as the art of making things up. You let your imagination run wild and come up with unique, original essays. It is the sort of writing that will definitely attract an audience. Creative writing is fresh-faced; original and self-expressive. The purpose of creative writing can be to entertain or share the human experience. There are several tips that have been proven to help you write creative essays in English. Here, I will share with you 8

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Be Who You Are

2347354219?profile=originalHave you ever been old that you were fake? Only copy cat your teen idol. It's normal as a teenager but as an adult you must make up your mind. Who do you want to be? Me, I always admire my grandmother. She was good at speaking Dutch, French and German. When she studied with other Dutch classmates she was a good swimmer. She also great at cooking. I missed her after she and my grandpa died.

They always encouraged me to become number one. I got 1st rank twice in elementary school. My parents didn't

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Once a Man was Driving his family in his Car ,

In the mid way He asked his kids,

My Sweet son, when You would Buy a Car then would You take me In Your car,

His Son replied very innocently,

NO Father, Then There would be My kids With me.. :D:D

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baby-girl-with-rabbit.jpgOnce a Little girl was eating fruits with her Friends..

She picked an Apricot, Look Here 

Then She Opened an Apricot slowly Like a Ring Box, 2347352824?profile=original

See, My Proposal Ring...:D:D

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Thanks All,

Thanks A.G for this Challenge...

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i will disappear

"you cant disappear.."he said while looking at me. im surprised that how you can even say such fantasy thing.why i cant disappear? i said. .."Are you serious..! " he said.Yes, I am serious, but you tell me why i cant disappear?he replied; look...! your existence should be invisible to eye to disappear, which is impossible.i took little sand in my fist, and brought to level of my head then i loosen my fist, the sand disappeared in the air while falling from my hand to the ground. i said " Now loo
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Aleppo the Bloods..

Crying beside my sister and her daughter's dead bodies.. 

Pouring the tear that will never bring them life again.. 

Thinking about my vain life that I wasted without doing them anything.. 

Completely destroyed and spiritless...

I loved my sister and niece more than my whole shitty life.. 

I just wanted them to live like any other people on the earth.. 

And I wanted to be laying down on this floor covered with my bloods instead of them.. 

Oh, Aleppo.. I wanted to skip my bloods on your ground.. 

Oh, Alep

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English Expression #4: Got Trolled

2347353157?profile=originalIf you get trolled, it means you fail to recognize a troll and responds to it with anger or annoyance (Urban Dictionary.com).

Some of you have probably experienced dealing with a troll – an online dubious creature that attacks and degrade other members without valid reasons. This ugly creature was first popularized in folktales and movies. It brings fear and negativity to the community. But this has become more familiar with the advancement of technology especially the use of the Internet. Here’s

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Misery of a Lover

This is on the motivation from Expector's Tips on English Usage (8): I was wondering

I phoned her whether she would be able to come to see me.  I wondered if I might be turned down, but instead my request was wonderfully accorded to.  I was wondering how could it happen in spite I was hoping it to be happened that way.  She never responded to me like she did that day.  I was afraid she could refuse to my request.  I was thinking, knowing her indifferent attitude towards me, she might have got som

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Yes, you can use the past progressive/continuous or past simple tense to make a request or suggestion sound more polite, for example, you can say "I was wondering/I wondered if you could comment on my blog", instead of saying "You should try to comment on my blog". 

In addition to 'I was wondering/I wondered', you could use 'I was hoping', 'I was thinking' or 'I thought' instead of 'I hope' or 'I think' to express politeness. That is to say, the past simple or progressive tense can have present o

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AG's Writing Challenge : Tell A Joke

My dear friends,

I have written this short stories, related my personal experiences, Hope it will make a smile on your face.

                        

My loving son, he is 4 ½ years. He always used to play games and to watch the cartoons with my phone. Sometime my folks and friends have called, but he missed that calls and has played along. Later, when I ringed that miscalls, they blamed me, why, always I disconnected their calls?.

 I want to stop this bad habit of my son quickly, because I know this

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I am not a Blogger

Dear Members of EC.

I am glad to see you again, After three times I forgot my accounts and I seemed getting problems with my previous e-mail. 

Actually, I am an old member of EC. I registered my first account when Mrs.Tara was still the admin of EC.

I had known many members here, they were quiet famous in my ERA :v #hahaha

Who am I?

That is not too important, but I supposed some Senior members know me, I hope they can keep my identity.

Pearl, Inna, WMW, Noas, Shah, They are so amazing, Robbie too. Luc

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Dancing Is Praying

Life is a song; for some it’s a short song and for some it’s a very long song but for everyone it has both sad and happy melody. A song should be sung otherwise it’s in vain.
Some believe that we ourselves write and play the song while others believe that God, destiny or whatever has already written the song and we just play it.


Where do I want to go by all this; actually I love exercising and I also love music; now imagine if these two are combined together the result will be something amazing.

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Once Upon A Time, there was a strong friendship between the Blind and the The Lame. They were always together wherever they were.

One day, The Lame asked the Blind to go around their village. The Blind wanted to grant him, if He would tell The Blind whatever The Lame saw.

The Lame, "Well, I agree with what you want, we will go around, walk on foot and I will tell you everything I see"

The Blind smiled and he began to picked The Lame up his back, The Lame told every instructions and The Blind listen

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