Hey, guys, I announce a competition for the best dialogue between those two beings. The deadline is November 15. Use your sense of humour and imagination!!
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Horse: "What? No oats? Really? Hey lady, if you're gonna starve me, at least you could use a little deodorant to make this experience a bit more pleasant. By the way, you promised me a carrot yesterday! Can a horse get a break"?
Lady: "Hey horse, If you'd stand still long enough to allow me to hitch a plow to your lazy back, there might be a few carrots and oats. I suggest you get to stepping old boy"!
Sorry Inna, I didn't mean to be rude. Pash threw me a link via Skype for this one. By the way, it's a lovely photo. Horses are wonderful. It takes big shovel and a great deal of moxy to command one of those majestic creatures.
Horse: you know, it is not easy actually to be a horse, even if we dont have problems like you humans have, we dont break each others hearts, we dont use money, we dont make problems as well. All we need is just little care...
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Horse: "What? No oats? Really? Hey lady, if you're gonna starve me, at least you could use a little deodorant to make this experience a bit more pleasant. By the way, you promised me a carrot yesterday! Can a horse get a break"?
Lady: "Hey horse, If you'd stand still long enough to allow me to hitch a plow to your lazy back, there might be a few carrots and oats. I suggest you get to stepping old boy"!
Sorry Inna, I didn't mean to be rude. Pash threw me a link via Skype for this one. By the way, it's a lovely photo. Horses are wonderful. It takes big shovel and a great deal of moxy to command one of those majestic creatures.
Horse: you know, it is not easy actually to be a horse, even if we dont have problems like you humans have, we dont break each others hearts, we dont use money, we dont make problems as well. All we need is just little care...
Lady: Holy crap, talking horse!
The horse just feels the fragrance of a woman!
"You wouldn't dare to ride me, would you", the horse says.
""Mmm, just thinking which foot I should hop on, ",the lady says.
What a harmonious photo! I like it. Here is my entry.
"I haven't seen you for ages.", the horse says.
"See", the lady says, " I'm now here to be with you."
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