“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”“English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.”“English language is funny – a ‘fat chance’ and a ‘slim chance’ are the same thing.”“Introducing ‘Lite’ – The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with twenty percent fewer letters.”
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