Title: Wedding StoryAuthor: SumairaSummary: A story of bride and groom with issuesStory:A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew conscious .Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to consult his father for advice."Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them.""No problem," said the father, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even in bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom."Mommy," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning.""No, you don't understand, cried the bride, My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed.Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well.That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth areyou doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
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The Sex of FliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around witha fly swatter."What are you doing? " She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh. Killing any? " She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied.Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell? "He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone! ">Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.Love,Your $on.After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.Dear Son,I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit ofkNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.Love,Dad
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Not too far from our gray cities,There are skies so clear and blue,There are beaches, there are valleys,Where the sweet sun shines on you.So, count your garden by the flowersNever by the leaves that fall;counter your days by golden hoursDon't remember clouds at all.Count your night by stars, not shadows,Count your life with smiles, not tears,And with joy through all your lifetimeCount your age by friends, no years.Then,... What are you doing......smile... a wonderful life.
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