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Der Sara
Trust your keeping well
Nadira
my sweet saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
plz ory for me i'm too busy with my exams:S
love you:-*
Thanks friend for accepting my friendship invitation.
A Doctor and Engineer loved same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY ??
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Gender
Female
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Khartoum
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omer elammen muhammed
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hello how are you ?
i listen news about your country :(
Der Sara
Trust your keeping well
my sweet saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
plz ory for me i'm too busy with my exams:S
love you:-*
Thanks friend for accepting my friendship invitation.
Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them.
All of a sudden the husband comes.
Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth.
That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
A Doctor and Engineer loved same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY ??
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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