Twins

Posted by Emilie on July 20, 2009
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the babies must be named by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louie overhears this and he names them (unbeknownst to the couple). Later the husband arrives, and the happy couple are set to name the babies when a nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already took care of that. "Oh no!" they cry. "He's crazy and doesn't know what he's doing. What names did he pick?" The nurse says, "Well, he named the girl Deniece." "Whew, not bad. In fact, that's nice. And how about the boy?" "Denephew."

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  • Emilie July 24, 2009 22:02
    Hi mimi:
    thanks alot for your nice words..Have a nice day.
    Emilie

    mimi said:
    hi dear Emilie,
    It was a nice playing with words!
  • Emilie July 24, 2009 8:42
    Hi dear Zahra:
    Thanks alot for your comment,you are always nice and kind dear..Have a nice day Zahra.
    Emilie

    Zahra said:
    hi dear Emilie

    nice.

    simple ideas come out of simple minds.it is not bad in my mind;because simple ideas can make a big change while complicated ones may not.

    thanks for sharing the story

    have a nice time:)
  • Zahra July 23, 2009 10:35
    hi dear Emilie

    nice.

    simple ideas come out of simple minds.it is not bad in my mind;because simple ideas can make a big change while complicated ones may not.

    thanks for sharing the story

    have a nice time:)
  • Emilie July 22, 2009 20:27
    Hi Saso:
    Thanks alot for your lovely and nice comment..I will try to post some new ones before I travel..
    Have a nice time dear..

  • Saso July 22, 2009 9:52
    wooow , it is not really bad ^,^

    Thanx for sharing dear
    Nice my lovely friend
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