A man walks into a breakfast cafe and notices a special they have on oatmeal. He sits down at the bar and asks the waitress for the oatmeal.The waitress replies that they had just run out of it.Disappointed, the man instead orders some eggs. While waiting for his eggs, he notices a bowl of oatmeal apparently untouched sitting just down the bar. Looking to see if anyone would notice, he reached out and grabbed the bowl. He took one hesitant bite and found that it tasted pretty good.He took another bite, and another, and found himself scarfing the oatmeal down. When he reached the bottom of the bowl he found himself staring at the very dead eyes of a severed mouse head.Being very disgusted, he began to gag, and threw up back into the bowl. While he was panting and spiting, a man sitting in a booth came up behind him and said, "Yeah, that's what I did too."Hahaha! what do you do if you are in his shoes?
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Hi Saso,
I wish you'll not find as bad resturant as this one.actually i think there's many of resturants serve such a bad food.Thanks and i wish you'll have a good appetite after you read this joke.
Kamel
Saso said:
Hello kamel ,,
woooow .. disgusting !
If i were him , i think i will do just like him , but iam sure that iw ill faint and go to hospital I wonder why did not he believe the waitress ! He was wrong to eat this thing without asking the responsibal person ...
Hi Nadiyah,
Hahaha! i 'll tell you the name of the resturant ,if you like to try
Thanks Nadiyah for your comment.Have a gay day and a good appetite.
Kamel
Nadiyah said:
Kameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel ...
I did it too ... oooohh ...! not because of eating what he ate but when I read your joke story ... thank God I don't eat it ... hehehehehe ... super joke!
If i were him , i think i will do just like him , but iam sure that iw ill faint and go to hospital
I wonder why did not he believe the waitress !
He was wrong to eat this thing without asking the responsibal person ...
I did it too ... oooohh ...!
not because of eating what he ate but when I read your joke story ...
thank God I don't eat it ...
hehehehehe ... super joke!
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I wish you'll not find as bad resturant as this one.actually i think there's many of resturants serve such a bad food.Thanks and i wish you'll have a good appetite after you read this joke.
Kamel
Saso said:
Hahaha! i 'll tell you the name of the resturant ,if you like to try
Thanks Nadiyah for your comment.Have a gay day and a good appetite.Kamel
Nadiyah said:
woooow .. disgusting !
If i were him , i think i will do just like him , but iam sure that iw ill faint and go to hospital
I wonder why did not he believe the waitress !
He was wrong to eat this thing without asking the responsibal person ...
Thanx Kamel , funny ^_^
I did it too ... oooohh ...!
not because of eating what he ate but when I read your joke story ...
thank God I don't eat it ...
hehehehehe ... super joke!
-Nadiyah-