NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

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  • yeah..I tell Five Minutes for half an hour dressing...Well everyone friends and family knows that if i say 5 minutes it means half an hour nearly...but still used to say like that....haha,,,
  • Hi Fa:
    Thanks alot for your comment.Alba is really a fair girl. Have a nice day.

    fa said:
    alba;
    You are a fair girl.We need millions of you in this unfair world of woman.

    alba said:
    Yes Emilie, there are many wrong things which women do or say, like don't worry it's ok!
    and making men completely misunderstood!!!!!!!!!! and ending in nothing (#3).
    haha.

    Alba.
  • Hi Alba:
    Thanks alot for your nice and fair comment as fa said to you.. Women are misterious,just to make men think and understand them..hahahaha
    Have a nice day.

    alba said:
    Yes Emilie, there are many wrong things which women do or say, like don't worry it's ok!
    and making men completely misunderstood!!!!!!!!!! and ending in nothing (#3).
    haha.

    Alba.
  • Hi Fa:
    Wow ..such a great method"ta'al" .. I think no one can leave without a sensible reason..Do you agree?
    Thanks for your comment. Have a lovely day..
    fa said:
    Dear Emilie;
    Not all , I know a girl who never uses any of these words . She just goes straight to the point using T.A.A.L method , ( Turning Away And Leaving ). In my language, ta'al means follow me and you will see."I hope she is not reading this" .
  • Hi saso:
    Thanks for your lovely comments. Have a relaxing day.
    Emilie

    saso said:
    Dear Emilie;

    hahaha ... you know I usually use " five minutes "
    all my friends always call me " relaxer"
    ^_^

    great job dear
  • Dear Emilie;

    hahaha ... you know I usually use " five minutes "
    all my friends always call me " relaxer"
    ^_^

    great job dear
  • Hi Kamel:
    Thanks alot for your nice words. It's useful to know the meaning of phrases or words which we use. Have a nice day.
    Emilie

    kamel Adas said:
    Hi Emilie,
    These words are so useful in teaching us how to understand the women.Thanks for this good lesson.Have a gay day.
    Kamel
  • Hi Emilie,
    These words are so useful in teaching us how to understand the women.Thanks for this good lesson.Have a gay day.
    Kamel
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