Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway************************************************Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..************************************************Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either..*************************************************Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you*************************************************Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me************************************************Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it************************************************Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!**************************************************I hope you will enjoy my topic.Emilie
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reem ali said:
Really they are funny situations. All of them are enjoyable. Especially the third one.
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