Hi, if you need to sharpen your spoken English and if you would like to share your conversation with others, this will be a chance for you. If there any corrections in your conversation others will help you to discover your mistake.
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office talk

A:Yesterday's committee meeting was so boring.It went on and on.

B:why,what happened?

A:The president-that smart guy,went on talking so much I thought he'll never stop!

A:Why didn't the Vice President stop him?

B:She tried her best,but he just ignored her.

A:Anyway what on earth was he going on about?

B:About us - how incompetent,lazy and hopeless we are!

A:really I thought he liked us.

 

 

 

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  • hello everyone i would like to improve my level in english if anyone has the same goal please inform me . all the best for all the members in english club

  • Hello

    My name is Sergio and I´d like make friends and practice the English

    I live at Brasil and my MSN is lobinho99@hotmail.com and I have same Skype

    My Skype is sergio98x

    Please I need practice the English, and I like of make friends with people that live in much countries

    Thank you

  • yes,of course Omania.How can I help you?
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Hello !!!
    if anyone here who can speak with me English !!
    add me Plz :))
  • 2381575273?profile=originalhello,

    I need to type a letter to my friend.

    but the problem is I can press only few keys and when I press one key in my paw it's coming unwanted letter too.   

     

  • one day Trees will come against us.

     

    Alleagations form the trees

     

    Hey you man !You ruined us through illicit felling: now take all the consequences !

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    one day Trees will come against us.

     

     

     

     

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  • Leisure
    by William Henry Davies

    What is this life, full of care,
    We have no time to stand and stare.

    No time to stand beneath the boughs
    And stare as long as sheep and cows.

    No time to see, in broad daylight,
    Streams full stars, like skies at night.

    No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
    And watch her feet, how can dance.

    No time to wait till her mouth can
    Enrich that smile her eyes began.

    A poor life this if, full of care
    We have no time to stand and stare.
  • Geography JokesSchoolboy howler Geography Jokes

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: Certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.  Then the sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: What is a planet?
    A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in the fight.

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different way of thinking

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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