Inslalling love around the world

Customer : I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?Tech Support : Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?Tech Support: What programs are running?Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?Tech Support: What does the message say?Customer: It says "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?Tech Support: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.Customer: So what should I do?Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?Customer: Yes, I have it.Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.Customer: Yes?Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!~ Author Unknown ~I found this dialogue by change and i wished to share it with you.Forget-me-not

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  • Love is born with us and grow with us .... love is like a tree grows slowly to become a home for birds and a shadow of the man...But unfortunately, a lot of people break this tree,break the house sparrow,breaking the lives of others arguments have nothing to do with love ...
    .......................................... I stop here..............................................................
    Take care my friend

    ? AMEUR.
  • My dear FMN,

    Thanks for sharing this wonderful post with us. Love has various models and we should be full of them,because without them life will be torment for all of us.

    Best wishes,
    Ruzan
  • hye forget-me-not,

    just want to share my thoughts,

    as we all know, LOVE is everything.. and i'm wondering how wonderful will it be if we could replace 'the eagerness and obssession of gaining money' in our life with 'eagerness and obsession of gaining LOVE'.

    Maybe it is possible to change our priority towards LOVE instead of money...

    what do you think?



    Forget-me-Not said:
    Hello Renald,

    Yes, indeed, it would be wonderful if it was as simple to instal love around. I believe some people here on EC have started the processus :)) Thanks for reading and sharing your opinion.

    Have a nice day,
    Forget-me-not

    renald said:
    hye,

    a very stunning dialogues... so meaningful.. it would be wonderfull if LOVE can automatically be upgraded in us from time to time.. hehehehe..

    a point to ponder.. i guess...

    Anyway, I really appreciate the story.. :)
  • Hello Renald,

    Yes, indeed, it would be wonderful if it was as simple to instal love around. I believe some people here on EC have started the processus :)) Thanks for reading and sharing your opinion.

    Have a nice day,
    Forget-me-not

    renald said:
    hye,

    a very stunning dialogues... so meaningful.. it would be wonderfull if LOVE can automatically be upgraded in us from time to time.. hehehehe..

    a point to ponder.. i guess...

    Anyway, I really appreciate the story.. :)
  • hye,

    a very stunning dialogues... so meaningful.. it would be wonderfull if LOVE can automatically be upgraded in us from time to time.. hehehehe..

    a point to ponder.. i guess...

    Anyway, I really appreciate the story.. :)
  • Good evening Reem Ali,

    Would be so wonderful if it was as easy as to install love as we can install programms on our computer (though i am not good in that matter). But even if it's utopia, i guess internet can help us to spread love around :))

    Have a good night.
    Forget-me-not

    Reem Ali said:
    Hello Forget-me-Not
    It's really very a great topic. I hope everyone can install this programme successfully. The installation isn't impossible. But it needs extra efforts to cancel all of these programmes which can stop love programme installation. How is it nice to turn off all these bad programme which destory the heart and leave it alone. It's the most interesting topic which I have read it.
    Best wishes
  • Dear Mojtaba,

    Yes, without forgiveness, there is no real love. Thanks for your opinion.

    Wishing you well,
    Forget-me-not

    mojtaba said:
    dear forget me not
    it is very nice topic , ir learns us some lessons , mainly i agree taht loves important lesson is forgiveness .
    thamks my dear friend
  • Hello Mebarek,

    Yes my friend, of course i agree as love is the source of life.

    Have a good night /day
    Forget-me-not

    MEBAREK said:
    original dialogue thank you for sharing .life without love is very poor..........
  • Hello Forget-me-Not
    It's really very a great topic. I hope everyone can install this programme successfully. The installation isn't impossible. But it needs extra efforts to cancel all of these programmes which can stop love programme installation. How is it nice to turn off all these bad programme which destory the heart and leave it alone. It's the most interesting topic which I have read it.
    Best wishes
  • original dialogue thank you for sharing .life without love is very poor..........
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