If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
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I'd open the 'Funny Mary School of Silliness'!
Subjects of my study programme:
-History of Comedy (from Charles Chaplin to Monty Python and George Carlin)
-Introduction to Evil Laughing
-Basics of Teasing
-Pranks (Basics. (like replacing sugar with salt in the sugar bowl))
-How to run from the mess you made with your pranks (blaming pets or kids around you)
-The use of Sarcasm (only for advanced levels)
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Danny, thanks!! ^_^
If I had to raise SEVEN puppies or any other living creature... I couldn't have time to teach anything to anybody 'cause I'd be busy jumping off a bridge! XD
Dogs with diapers? oh plz, no! :D
hahahahahaha Luci!!!!!! I cracked up reading your comment, you kill me!! XD
A self-control lesson? I surely need that but... are you sure you can teach me that?? XD But I'm really very interested to know how is that 'Luci's technique'... please share it with us!!! :D
About the 'Craziness' and 'Sincerity' lessons.... hahahhaa I can't help but laughing my as* off XD But I'm sorry Luci, I'm afraid nobody is gonna admit to need what you offer XD
Thanks for dropping by and share your crazy but cool lessons and your sense of humor! :D
Thank you, Lucinka! ;-)
I will note it! :)
Hahahaaa... Great idea! Let me think and add some curses I have been running for ages, just don't know why I usually gotta kill my students as I m not patient with them!
1. Smartness. How to pretend you are able to get jokes, understand advanced topics without any idea what people are talking about! (highly recommended to Roman)
2. Self-control. Something even... someone like me time to time used to struggle with, however if you follow special Luci's technique... you are able to turn yourself into innocent peaceful kitten in a few mins.. (highly recommended to the author of this blog :D)
3. Craziness. Doing crazy things is pretty cool, just some people are soo conservative and serious about everything.. Life is funny, keep it on your mind, ya serious weirdos! (highly recommended to Lady Noor)
4. Sincerity. To be sincere is a problem of many virtual people. I can teach you, how to take off your mask, stop pretending and show the whole world, who you are! (highly recommended to Zinna)..
hahaha Estanis, I like and admire some of you skills, just like how to deal with customers XD Oh, I know that must be a really hard job that requires lot of patience and to bite your tongue many times a day... Just lemme know if you need me someday to get rid of some annoying customers for you XD
But the subject about 'jealous partners'.... tsk, tsk, tsk. I bet your saint wife could give lessons of "How to deal with silly husbands" :P
Roman, your "brain is affected" for many things, so don't put only the blame on me XD But I'm glad to give you that 'laughing exercise' :P ^_^
Oh, learn to whistle... I don't know to whistle in any way, but I've never needed to whistle at anyone...atm.
But you shouldn't be greedy and teach people your more professional skill: how to be clumsy without even trying :D
Whistle is a useful thing. Don't underestimate its benefits. The range of the sound of whistle is bigger than the sound of shouting or yelling.
And I am not clumsy! :Ь
Hey... I'd not mind to join this program. Congratulations on your skills!
I won't have any school although I think my lessons will be related to...
- Sarcasm. How to deal with it (expert mode)
- Avoiding dangerous situations; The art of reading people eyes looking at you.
- Backbiting? Ways to enjoy the moment before piss them off.
- Family matters... how to survive.
- Jealous partners or in menstruation. Rules to follow. (Not exact science)
- The client is not always right. Who told you such a nonsense? Best ways of Telling them to get lost courteously.
- Falling hair? No worries, there is life beyond baldness.
Hi Mary!
My brain is affected by your too funny and too cool posts!!!! All I can say is just: HAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHA
And then again HAHAHAH xD and in the end, that sound of being tired after laughing: Ooooohh.
Congratulations with opening your own school! And even if it is not a school of how to be as cool as Mary, I hope you will not forget about my % for an idea :P
If someone asked me to be my apprentice, I would teach them:
- How to be busy all the time without studying or having a job.
- How to whistle without putting their fingers inside their mouths.
- How to get the wounds and bruises, while trying to do some stunts on a bicycle.
- How to burn the buckwheat on the stove.
- And of course I would advise them to join to your school!