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Death came to a guy and said, 'My friend today is your day'

Guy: 'But I am not ready!'.

death: 'Well your name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?'.

death: 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,'Because you have

I liked this expression about Valentines Day..... 

I need ten steps to improve my English?

" Everybody loves Laurie"

What a cute and beautiful girl she is

She always smiles and helps people

She often keeps her promises to her loving friend

They promised to be together forever

No matter what happens in their lives

In difficult and happy moments

Her lover is handsome and strong

They make the perfect couple

May they will be always together

A.C+M.A.

Jack loves Annie

B.H.+M.R.

C.G+E.A

KISSES  HUGS  I LOVE YOU

Travelling on your own is more exciting

It is said that travelling is an investment in yourself. In fact, it should be! Just think over that when you travel it's like you try to shape your desires to find imaginary, unknown and exotic and so, being able to reach your personal fulfillment. At the end of your travel time, you reach to the pleasing conclusion you grew up inwardly more than you could have planned. But, if you travel according  to someone else's plan, like a tourism company, are you r

There are many different components to the process of learning English as your second language. Grammar, sentence structure, and conversational flow are all important parts of learning English. It's important for anyone to first understand these fundamental building blocks before you can begin learning English. Once these foundations are in place, you can work in their vocabulary, or figures of speech that you might come across when speaking or writing in English. Below are 7 useful tips for lea

I had read in some of the articles this story for "valantine's day" and I want to share it with you guys .

The feast of love (Valentine) the festivals of the pagan Romans, it was a pagan Romans prevailed upon by more than seven centuries. It is an expression in the pagan Roman concept of divine love. For this pagan festival Legends continued with Romans,and with the heirs of the Christians.

Came in encyclopedias on this day that the Romans were celebrating named (Obrkalaa) on February 15 of each y

 One of the private schools, organized a trip for children to one of the major markets, the school administration asked each child to choose a gift for his mother, and the administration will paying the price, so let each child choose what he wants from the gift for the greatest object in existence.

 After each child chose the gift, they returned back to school.

The parameter said: Come and show me what each of you chose for his mother.

The first child raising his gift, he was clutching a great bag

Everyone should be proud of having their own country. Like me, I m proud of having the Philippines as my country. There are places in the Philippines since it is a tourist spot. These places were as follow: The Banaue where the Rice terraces is located. The Bohol where we can see the Chocolate Hills and the tasiers. The Tagaytay with elevations. The Boracay with white sand. The Bukidnon which is known to be the pineapple plantation. The Albay where the Mt. Mayon is located. The Davao which is ri

In every step in my life, there are people who gives me everything. They are the one who loves me much and they are the one who cares for me in every problems I had. They are my only one true friend in my entire life.

They say "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." They can show you and feel you the sweetest love in their romantic hearts and their emotions from you.

Problems Encounter, resolves when they surrounds you.

Friends are like family, they are always beside you when you needed them most. In times of problem and difficulties they are the one who is comforting you and doing everything to help you. Friends for life!

The word saying 'there is no permanent friend in this world is just a saying. I don't believe that because all of us, people in this world will just die soon. So, there is no permanent person here in the world.

Me and my friends had a great memories. Even, sometimes we had a misunderstanding we

way to wearing clothing and  self-assessment.

It's important to choose our dress style carefully because people makes superstition about people who doesnt dress in a formally or traditional way, badly without proper evidence, but it has something else, the way we dress can show ¨what kind of people we are¨ what kind of music we like and where are we from. Example in a call center people who speaks fluently with american accent  and has a tattoo (fashionable style for  Dominican people resident in

She had such an enchanted personality that stuck to my memory, and still haunt me.  Whenever I sit alone, she comes before me from behind the curtain of my subconscious.  I met her by stroke of luck in a very peculiar situation.

This was happened when I was loitering in the heavily neon signed bizarrely illuminated streets of Las Vegas.   Vegas, where almost all moral sins are licensed, gambling, drugs, prostitutions whatever comes in your mind all available easily.  I was deeply shocked when I s

Аnd there was a May. And there was a morning. Flowers blossomed, only Mari was sad. There was no happiness. She was lonely and all the time cried. Also there lived in the village a magician to whom she went to find happiness. The magician presented her an amulet and told: - In some kingdom, in some state in a dark forest,at the blue river has a stone where it is necessary to enclose an amulet and there will be to you a happiness, and there will be no you alone. The stone is protected by the angr

Who is Happy?

A Crow lived in the Forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan…

This swan is so white and I am so black… crow thought.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.

He expressed his thoughts to the swan

“Actually,” the swan replied,

“I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colors.

I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”

The Crow then approached the parrot.

The parrot explained,

“I lived a very happ

I want to share something related to computer. Special combinations of keys, code and about Google...

As I like tricks of every type specially on Computer either it is special keys combination or other type of tricks so I want to share with you; all tricks which I know and then you can apply these on your PC(personal Computer) win8 and enjoy.

Special Keys combination:

Browser shortcut Keys:

·         Ctrl+T : opening new tab in browser:

·         Ctrl+N : new window

·         F5: reload

·         Ctrl

You may know that corpus means body. A corpus of literature means a body of literature and is mainly used to indicate the words in that literature.

There are many Corpus studies to compare changes in language and to study how often a word is used. I have been using a tool from Google (Ngram Viewer) to compare words and their change in usage over time. I think you might enjoy using this Ngram Viewer tool which gives instant results based on the books that Google has scanned into their Google Books

Higher education is really a challenging task both in terms of learning and paying as well. Regardless of these challenges, a huge number of people consider enrolling with universities to complete their higher education. This is because they can avail several benefits out of university education. In fact, university education remains with you and help you make a living.

A Line Of Courses:

Universities provide students with a wide spectrum of courses that range from renowned academic subjects such