The Question: Why should I be Ms EC? (my own created question)
The Answer: This is the most frequent question all the beauty queens have been asked: "Tell us, why should you be chosen over the other candidates?" Due to the fact that nobody has ever asked me, finally here on EC I got an opportunity. Lady Anne, thank you sooo much, you made my dream come true!!! I hope, you won't hate me after reading this blog :D So.. let me start my modest speech.
Ladies and gentlemen... especially my awesome fans. I know there are thousands of you hidden, I know many of you are shy to support me in the public, that's why I hardly see just six of you somewhere in the last row. Nevermind my invisible fans are those, who give me the strength and energy to stand here and share my crazy, meaningless... ooooppss... meaningful thoughts with you all!
It has been a long journey. Firstly, I had to tear up and burn my marriage certificate to become once more again Miss. Secondly, I have sacrified so much! I had to starve, couldn't open the fridge at nights like I was used to. I suffered a lot and hopefuly after almost one year it happened! I meassured myself and saw magic number 99 instead of 100. Wooow, what a progress, I mean to lose one kilo in one year is something, what proves my strong will power. Definately one of the reasons, why you should vote for me!
Now let me share some of my promises, I will fulfill, if you choose ME:
I promise, I would wear English club T-shirt 24/7, since I am devoted EC fan. No matter, how dirty or stinky it will be, I would be honoured to wear it! I hope, Mr. Josef can get for me XL size. I would do my best to represent English club, I would talk about English Club everywhere! I know, I will lose many friends, it will be after some time pretty annoying for them but..nothing can stop me. I would suggest our founder Mr. Josef to be a sponsor of my journey around the world because my secret wish is to meet EC moderators and him in person too! If i had enough time, I would of course visit some of my crazy EC friends..just let me add.. only those, who voted for me, it is logical.
I would spread humour on this website because people are lately so serious and it drives me crazy. I would organize a big party for all EC members in my apartment. Just bring as much food as possible, get here on your own expenses and don't forget to buy some luxurious gifts for your Miss EC! And the last but not least ..the most important point ... I would help people with English. When it comes to the listening, I would record my awful voice with weird slavic accent and would force you to listen to me reading horror stories every night! As for the writing, you would get daily challenges to describe, how awesome and beautiful I am. What about the reading part? Well… you will read this my blog several times, till I can't hear any mistake in your pronounciation and.. the last one - talking ..we will discuss, how much money you can donate on my account. You know food, the cosmetics, clothes and everything around is getting more and more expensive, so try to understand it, please.
Well, I think this is all I wanted to say, I hope, I convinced you to vote for me because as you can see I am without doubt the best candidate. My figure is now in the best shape, I am intelligent, loyal to EC and very helpful person!
Don't make the worst mistake of your life to vote for somebody else ...vote for Luci!
Comments
Gosssssshhhhhh!!!! Luccccccciiiii, I'm in pain now, can't stop laughing you nailed it! Without a doubt, you are our Ms. EC. :D
Thanks Luci, for you being my friend, i always and like reading your blogs, hope this will help improve my English. You got my vote.Thanks once again!!
If I can vote more than once, I will vote 99 times. :)
Great, Miss MyEC!
The winner is...Luci from Czech Republic:)
Why do I feel threatened here? Do I have no other choice, dearest Luci?
If your XL size of T-shirt is an ideal size already, then what will you call for my extra small size? And if you XXL monokini is awesome already, then what about my super scanty t back?
I am pretty confused whether your advice about becoming a Miss should be followed by anyone who has the ambition to become one, too. (lol, tear up and burn marriage certificate!) Then you better return all the hugs and kisses that your husband has given you, too hahaha!
Luci, I didn't feel like hating you after reading this. It's just that you made me feel how lucky I am as a woman after you revealed your personality here, hahaha! Hmmm size XL, huh! 99???? my goodness, you really made me feel beautiful, dear!
As for your invisible enemies, I don't know if a feeling of sympathy strikes their hearts already. I think if they felt it, they would not have a chance to show it to you because of their state - INVISIBLE.
Super lollllllll..... You really amused me to the point of almost going crazy. Oh my, luci what have you done with the blogging tradition of EC. You sabotaged it, hahaha!
Okay, let's try to be normal here so that you can fix the following:
*** Nevermind my invisible fans are those, who give me the strength and energy to stand here
*** since I am devoted EC fan.
*** Well… you will read this my blog several times,
Keep up the zest, Luci!
Cool!!! you've got my vote.
Luci, I always read your writting with pleasure, you know it. This last sentence "Don't make the worst mistake of your life to vote for somebody else ...vote for Luci!" is strong enough. You have good chances to be Miss EC, because I am on your side :D
Hey you have to promise not to gain back 1 kio after 1 day of being crowned :P
Dear Luci, count on me. you will have my vote and my support for two reasons. First you promised to help us with our English and second you are soooo funny. :D