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I am GARBAGE and I hope, you guys will enjoy calling me like this :-D Here are my useful tips I just summed up few hours ago in the stinky dustbin I occupy!

1. Don´t mix me with other waste

I like being seperated, I am individualist and honestly I dislike being mixed with other waste. I am aware of the fact that you - human beings are lazy and seperating might be consider time taking, therefore I would like to recommend you to invest your money in purchasing recycle bins. One for me - garbage, second one for my jealous brother - trash.

2. Don´t throw me away on the streets

Dear people, you all have smart brains in your heads, so try to use them and don´t be selfish and careless. When it comes to throwing me away on the streets, I feel so sad about it. I don´t want to find myself on the streets, I don´t want to make them messy, better let me rest in peace - in the DUSTBINS !!!

3. Don´t store me for a long time at home

I dislike being stored in the households for a long time. I can become awful stinker and you know that to visit somebody and smell me around isn´t anything one would feel comfortable with. So my another advice is – don´t store me for a long time, I need to get out of your house. Do believe me that I don´t want to invite visitors like rats and other cute animals to your house !

4. Don´t keep me in the residential areas

I don´t want to occupy the cities, I don´t want to float the rivers. Try to make some space for me out of the city or the village. I love places like dumps, on the other hand I know it isn´t any breath taking view to see me and my brother trash in the nature, though. Howerver, it is more acceptable than to find myself somewhere in the residential areas.

5. Don´t ever dare to touch me

In the case you remembered there may be something interesting in your rubbish bin and you want to find it, keep on your mind that some parts of me might get rotten or even moldy! If you don´t use gloves, if you don´t watch out meanwhile touching me, you might get some infection or dissease! Don´t understestimate this and please don´t touch me because sincerely, I hate being touched by human beings hands !!!

6. Don´t forget to educate your kids

Teach your kids basic important facts about me, which I have just mentioned above. In the end parents are those who are role models for their kids. For instance show them that to throw me away on the street is not good idea at all. Such way of raising the kids could help us to make our life better, to make our environment cleaner.