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       Actually I don’t want to use this title. But today, I have a “cold war” with my hubby. And he said : “honey, remember that You are my rib. If I want ….then I will take it again” hahaha….Really? Well, let me list what would happen if there were no women in this world. 

       * Firstly,  Men would become fat because all  their time, They would only eat, sleep, drink…They wouldn’t go out. Their lives are bored. They couldn’t see any “wonderful things” in this word.

       * Secondly, They would lose their positions, money, jobs….because all companies of Perfume, jewelry, clothes, shoes….and also car, air-plan, ship, machine….would be close. Even our world would return to “original”.Men could live in grottos, on trees….they wouldn’t need money and houses anymore.

       * Thirdly, Wars wouldn’t happen. I means : the purposes of wars : include money, lan, people…or even because of women . without women, then he wouldn’t need to fight for possession of above things.  All things belong to them.

       * Fourthly, They would die soon. No one reminds them : to take care of your health, don’t smoke so much, to stop drinking wine, to go to bed early ..or even…hhhh…to take a shower, darling hahaha..

       * Fifthly, They couldn’t  be “poets”. Lol…Do you recognize that Most of poems are “love stories”. I means : best poems often  tell about “love”. For example :

it’s raining..raining..raining.

I miss you so much.

The wind comes and goes.

Only “ nostalgia” stays with me. 

(hey, don’t laugh…I know It’s worst poem but remember I’m not a poet).

       * Sixthly,  Men brains are old. They don’t need to learn, invent, discover, etc….their lives would be simple. No need to show their intelligence because no one gives them compliments…kekeke…

       * Seventhly,  the internet would no longer be necessary. Let’s imagine : no women then Men wouldn’t need e-mail, skype, telephone, Face book, Twitter….hahaha…our virtual world would be destroy.

       * Eighthly, Day and Night would fix together. Without women, who would care about time? I means : Men could eat at night and sleep all day long. But for women…It’s very important. We  never eat after 7 PM and need to go bed early ..else…hehehe….our beauty would be affected.

       * Ninthly, Men hair’s color would be white, because they wouldn’t need to show “their young age”. They would live with their real age. Rinses must be in the dustbins.

       * And the last - tenthly, without women then….lol…lol..lol…there were no men.

       I know that these things are not enough. But I don’t want to write more…or else…hahaha…all women would fly on the sky. So my friends (women), we are number one on earth.

        P/s : Sorry for my poor English and thanks for the help, my Y.Sis