Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. :D
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People
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Sis ⊱ Mickey ⊰ I got sad as much as you did when I read that lines :'(
Hello Pishy LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL You even cant imagine how much I laughed when I saw your comment :))))) :-* Have a great day :D
smile Sis come on :D you can take the one which is close to you and laugh ;)
Take it easy Sisi :-*
Women language:
- yes: no
- no: yes
- maybe: no
- we need: I want
- I am sorry: you'll be sorry more
- we have to talk: you have a problem
- go on: you'd better not to go on
- do what you want: you'll pay for this
- I'm not angry: of course I do!
- you're very corteus tonight: is it just sex what you're looking for?
:DDD
Lol. Awesome gender differences fun facts. Really nice in reading. Are you OK Sima? :D you're first lady who gives upper hand to man from women. lol. So funny blog. It seems very emotional you're. :DD
1.the women can be president too(brazil president)
2.I have complaint about(the world is your urinal) and (same work,more pay) and (tux rental) and (you can open all your own jars) and (who says you can get extra credit for the slightest of act thoughtfulness?((in this case I got angry))).but for another cases,you're right,because women don't bother to themselves to act like man,If they do like men,they are seldom depressed like men.and one more thing,men can do their nails with a pockt knife?If I see you,....
cuz they r men :p
One mood all the time. ( so true)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ( and less than that)
You can open all your own jars. (lol)
Everything on your face stays its original color.( indeed)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. ( so true)
You can play with toys all your life. (more than true) :p
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.( hahah, no comment)
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. ( and sometimes with a knife)
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ( i can't agree more)
No wonder men are happier. Men Are Just Happier People. ( stop envy us sima :P )
hahahahhaah
v.funny blog
but you owe women a blog to tell us why they are happier or we will find all the women committed suicides tomorrow :p
But we can't be happy without women in our lives .. mothers , wives , sisters , grandmothers :)
Is this blog for fun or it is real thinking ????
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
Good lines!
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