WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED ? Why really ?

Men Are Just Happier People -- 

What do you expect from such simple creatures? 

Your last name stays put. 

The garage is all yours. 

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack. 

You can be President. 

You can never be pregnant. 

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 

Car mechanics tell you the truth. 

The world is your urinal. :D

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 

Same work, more pay. 

Wrinkles add character

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100 

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the  time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 

You know stuff about tanks. 

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 

You can open all your own  jars. 

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 

You only have to shave your face and neck. 

You can play with toys all your life. 

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. 

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

Men Are Just Happier People 

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  • hahahaahahahaahahaha

    i don't know how i get there ... i was looking in the old blogs when i found this one.

    sima, you made me laugh out loud :p .. thanks for this funny blog 

  • My smart sis, you are absolutely right. I do agree with you and there's nothing left to say :-)

    My Sima is always right :-*

  • Fahimeh jan .this is the problem of all Islamic and middle east country :P

    Our country is better than lots of our around countries LOL

    But I do agree but still I believe no one give you freedom except yourself !

  • Thanksssssssssssssss darling for your nice answer. You know sis maybe I feel such that just because of our country. Men are so free in Iran but women... I don't know what I must say about such issues. Thank God!

  • Fahimehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I will kill u what you say !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I do not wanna make differ between men and women but be sure the one who can enjoy his life and can use of his will for what he wants ,this is not different to born as baby boy or girl !

    Have a great time sis :-*

    Oh welcome back :)

  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh God!!!

    I can't help laughing... I'm also wondering why? Really why? Sometimes I think men have come from another planet! Don't say to no one this: I wish I was born as a baby boy... I bet I had an easier life than now! :'-(

  •  sewar  lovely sis :) this is just a comedy text for laghing .

    yes sure men always are jealous of us :-*

    God bless you :)

  • Tushar yes :D always 

  • Estanis  LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ So what can we do with you ..

    We make puzzle for you to can improve your brain hahahha LOL

    Just kidding ;)

  • Amy  LOL yes :D you are like men from one point about your hair style LOL

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