What's up? :P

"Small talks" are the reason why most of my neighbors think I'm crabby and unfriendly. If I'm locked in the elevator with someone, I don't need to know how is the f***ing weather!!! I just came from the street for Godiva sake! If you don't really have anything to tell can you just keep silent for the 30 SECONDS that last the elevator's trip??!! ugh... ¬_¬

So that's why I need to look 'unfriendly', for keeping these people who love 'small talks' away from me :P Sorry if i'm grumpy but... I'm just trying to survive!!
(；一_一)

Here I want to ask you not to be a 'small talk' victim!!
If someone starts a convo asking "What's up", you can reply:

1) - The ceiling (a classic --I couldn't help it!) or

2) - Start a cool convo! Reply talkin' about aliens, black holes, theory of relativity... anything cool/crazy/interesting! ...Let's make 'small talkers' feel lot of regret for asking! muahaha! >:D

Now you can share here your 'small talk' experiences if you want. Or just to tell anything you feel like! but please... don't start a small talk! ¬_¬

Thanks for reading.

I haven't answered any blog here for many months but I decided to leave my feedback.

I never answer "What's up?" and other same questions coz no one really cares about my current activities (so why should I answer). And when you're asked 555 times a day "What's up?", you gonna have a panic attack or an aggressive explosion :) I rarely answer people and I never ask them about their "up's" if I don't care. If asked, then I cared about it.

In many cases people prefer to think that they are polite and kind angels but others are witty and unfriendly persons (if they don't answer your "what's up"). I wonder if they have ever thought about one thing - our world is such a big place that you can discuss many other subjects (at least volcano eruptions or guinea-pigs' population in Chinese shops). But these "Hai, what's up and H R U and ASL, please, or can I lick your honey" just blossom like dandelions :(

When you're able to understand it, then you won't ask "People, why do you keep silence?"

Have a good day.

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A738a April 30, 2017 20:39

I know I am, but what are you?

All kidding aside, I know it's obvious and cheesy, but you can't blame me for ''making everyone's day a little more s*itreal''.

P.S. :/ --> This lil bastard hurts like a mother.

That's my drama queen. True Blood and South Park? Ouch. Poor Onee, though.
Luci April 30, 2017 19:04

Hahaaa... I would say here in my country people rarely ask each other What's up :D or start some silly weather convo! If I care, I ask but the thing is that if I don't care I just avoid such people.. Luckily here it is more like nobody gives a ehm abt anybody sooo neighbours hardly bother you etc. - this is adventage of living in north dear cat... we are cold but just to those people we dont care about :D just can't imagine living somewhere in India and being forced to discuss bullshits daily on my way to work with bunch of strangers... yupeee one big train familyy...it would kill me! :D
_✿HONEY_BÉÉ✿_ April 30, 2017 17:39

I haven't answered any blog here for many months but I decided to leave my feedback.

I never answer "What's up?" and other same questions coz no one really cares about my current activities (so why should I answer). And when you're asked 555 times a day "What's up?", you gonna have a panic attack or an aggressive explosion :) I rarely answer people and I never ask them about their "up's" if I don't care. If asked, then I cared about it.

In many cases people prefer to think that they are polite and kind angels but others are witty and unfriendly persons (if they don't answer your "what's up"). I wonder if they have ever thought about one thing - our world is such a big place that you can discuss many other subjects (at least volcano eruptions or guinea-pigs' population in Chinese shops). But these "Hai, what's up and H R U and ASL, please, or can I lick your honey" just blossom like dandelions :(

When you're able to understand it, then you won't ask "People, why do you keep silence?"

Have a good day.
Alisa April 30, 2017 17:27

How 'bout the "sky" ? Creative, ha?
MARY April 30, 2017 17:26

A738a, Woah! you're genius :/

Hey Stranger, thanks for the song. A 'little talk' with a ghost is definitely much more interesting than with a human being. I had that first album by The Monsters and Men playing in my car for months, it's really good ;)

Thanks for dropping by.

Oh, Oh!! What we do have here??! Onee-chan is a 'small talker'!!! D:

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Onee-chan April 30, 2017 15:18

If I often in public places, I may often start a small talk. :p :D
Onee-chan April 30, 2017 15:17

Just really sometimes,,

I start a small talk with a girl/woman. So, I welcome they talk with me. :))
Perfect Stranger April 30, 2017 4:48

dont listen to the words I say:))
Perfect Stranger April 30, 2017 4:47
A738a April 29, 2017 23:45

Granted, it is an animated movie, but you can ruin their day when you tell them the couple couldn't start a family, the wife got cancer and died and the guy lost his sh*it, went nuts and turned his house into a makeshift airship. How f*ucked up is that?

They'll be bummed out like this:

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