It is almost weekend now. So just relax with some funny story:Eve and adamOne day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"I think there is a mistake in this story: " He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly".We shouldn't use "advise" here. Ut should be "advice".And here is the link of this story: http://www.funs.co.uk/fs/s24.htmlIn case you want to read more.HAPPY WEEK...E...N...D...........! :*
Estanis, happy that you have some fun! Yes maybe it is the original version. :D
Tanya, is there any other mistake in this story? I'm not sure. I though about your advice. Yes I didn't think about religion fact. I should say sorry religious friend here.
Peppo, so happy that you like it. (^.6)
If any man read this story he will know the truth and understand more about them. Just hope my husband dose not read it. Hihi. :D
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Tanya, is there any other mistake in this story? I'm not sure. I though about your advice. Yes I didn't think about religion fact. I should say sorry religious friend here.
Thank you JET!
Ha-ha! I like it! As to the mistake, you are right "advise" is a verb while "advice" is a noun. In the given sentence we should use a noun
Thanks RK!
If any man read this story he will know the truth and understand more about them. Just hope my husband dose not read it. Hihi. :D
Oh my God!! Ann, this is hilarious!!, lol xD if this is a secret why do you leak it out?! Now males finally know about this, hahaha xD