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Two mice are walking one day. Their names are Minnie Mouse and Miss Bianca. They are girls and they are talking about boys. Minnie is saying, “You should see my new boy friend. He’s soooooooooooo handsome!. Do you want to see his picture?” Miss Bianca says yes, so Minnie hands her the picture.

Miss Bianca looks at the picture and then says, “ Wait. He isn’t a mouse. He’s a bat!”
So Minnie takes the picture back, looks at it again and says, “You’re right. He is a bat!!! And what a liar he is. He told me he was a pilot!”