If somebody wears a gold liripipe on his biretta, it is just a tribute to his doctorate degree, but nothing more for me. Our same mortarboards sit next to each other in the closet and I am sure that my biretta always asks her companion what its master is up to. And, I tell you, his master is always up to something! To be a good chemist is a true temptation! He always knows the right mix to make a man get drunk or to make a lady feel excited. He is a great mixologist and a great deipnosophist and all women around flip over him! But just come home, darling! And never say it was a dry run of your concert so, you had to have a keg of beer to relax and to be dead to the world! I don’t like to sleep with a corps in my bed! My silent treatment and my cold shoulder mean nothing for you. So, I will meet you at the door with my rolling pin your face will feel for sure and I will not call the ambulance. No gurneys any longer! I do know that trick! But I love you so much that I don’t want you to suffer! So, I will probably use my bow and arrows to be sure you will not suffer any more as I am a perfect shot, you know! So, what do you prefer: to have one more plastic surgery and wearing casts or to pass away without even realizing it? We live in a democratic country, you always have a choice, but if I were you, I would choose the last!
Hahahahaha!
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Dear Evangelina, thank you so much! We are just trying to create a nice funny atmosphere on EC. Humor is always at place if it is accepted!
Dear Rose, it is our way! I sincerely believe that a good joke can't hurt if you know it is a joke!
Hahaha, dear Tanya, just one comment: wooowwwwwwwwww, I like your "battle".
It's nice to see how people joke with each other without getting upset or offended.
Darling, now I see why you have spent all night long in our home office! You have been visited by a muse! Can I know her name? hahhaha! Ok, but do really want to have a poetic battle? Here you are!
It's none of matter you are handsome!
I'll never pay a penny ransom
If you're kidnapped by your lover.
Just try to use your charming power!
Convince her not to change your chin
By using heavy rolling pin!
But if she does, you don't complain
As love is everlasting pain!
It's pain and pleasure, you decide!
I know, darling, I am right!
One day you'll get what you desereve.
Get lost, stop getting on my nerves!
Dear Noas, Onee, thank you ladies! I believe we are united with our attitude to the other gender!
Dear Onee, yes, I call her Tata like her departed brother she loved so much!
As to a eunuch, there are no typos. It is exactly what I mean. Don't forget, it is a funny verse
Do you call her Tata, Sir?
like a eunuch? typos?? not accepted... :D
Tata, you are great as always, but here is my reply.
I flip over you harder than ever.
I had better forget you forever!
Decomposing on a hospital gurney
's not the end I am choosing, my Honey!
Though you're cruel and crafty like Nero,
It is better to die from your arrow!
It is better to die being handsome
Than to look like your son or your grandson!
It is better than your freezing shoulder,
Silent treatment as if I're a scoundrel.
It is better to die than to live
like a eunuch! To die is relief!
And to die being sober and healthy
Is the same as to starve being wealthy.
I'll get drunk and, I tell you, it is better!
If I lie, I'll eat up my beretta!
Dear Onee, I have just posted my answer!LOL!
Thank you for your explanations, Teacher Danny.
So what do your prefer? ^^
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