A father returned from his traveling, met his son, the father asked him "how are you?"

The son: The whole thing is good, but the hand of the hammer   has been broken.

The father: How the hand of the hammer, has been broken?

The son: My little brother threw the hammer on the dog, the dog died and the hand of the hammer has been broken.

The father: Why did your brother threw the hammer on the dog?

The son: because the cows escaped, the dog followed them, my little brother threw the hammer on the dog, the dog died and the hand of the hammer has been broken.

The father: Why the cows escaped?

The son: When the farm was burned, the cows escaped, the dog followed them, my little brother threw the hammer on the dog, the dog died and the hand of the hammer has been broken.

The father: What do you say? Does the farm have been burned      too?

The son: When the house was burned, the farm was burned, the cows escaped, the dog followed them, my little brother threw the hammer on the dog, the dog died and the hand of the hammer has been broken.

The father: What do you say? The house has been burned? Who   burned the house?

The son: my brother was smoking a cigarette, and the cigarette   fell on the ground, the house was burned, the farm was burned, the cows escaped, the dog followed them, my little brother threw the hammer on the dog, the dog died and the hand of the hammer has been broken.

The father and had nearly died: Since when did your brother        smoke?

The son: Since my mom died, all who live at home spoiled their    morals.      

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  • ELF Noor,

    Exactly, the cigarette is the cause of the problem, thank you for your comment.

  • it seems that cigarette(i mean smoking) became the cause of all that lose. .

    nice story, i liked speaking style of boy. . )

  • Daughter of the king, If the son didn't care but the hammer, he will not be able to tell the stories afterwards! Thank you for your comment.

  • Samuel, very nice funny blog as usual, I love how the son just cared about the hand of the hammer. Lol
  • yes setareh,
    This is exactly the point of the story, thank you for your comment.

  • A.j .. (Rahat),
    I hope that you don't find any snake again for your safety and for the safety of the hand of the hammer.

  • Does the story try to teach us how to give bad news little by little? any way it is a nice story.

  • Samuel you r most welcome...I accept your
    warning lol. try to call up that the day you threw
    a hammer to hit a snake as you was scaring
    while the snake was moving to around of you.
    after throwing the hammer ,the hand of hummer
    was broken. that's why my mien picked a quarrel
    with you because that hammer was owned by
    me. after quarreling , you went to your friend for
    repairing the hand. lol.'.....thereafter you came
    back with the hummer to me for giving , not for
    assaulting or killing me...just joking ..
  • A.j .. (Rahat),
    I warn you of smoking in order to the hand of the hammer don't be break. Thank you for your comment.

  • it is really nice one. however, I was smiling while I was going through the blog. from time to time I also smoke.really it delighted me......
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