The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • it's a funny story...:-) Where has gone the purple hat?

  • Asante sana Tamimu! I can see that you want to be on the side of Adam, don't you? Well, it's in their nature, my dear good friend. We have to do our best to satisfy their wishes and desires. But tell you what? I respect your point of view. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Girls always they want big things  they can't even afford it.

  • Without that conditional cause, do you think they might have been the merriest as you have stated there? Patriotism and being nervous or leaning to one side is always a problem. Adam didn't want to spend any single penny. I hope to be one of your friends. Thanks, Micheal for that analytic description of The Wedding!

  • It's not the attention here amid at making rack &ruin of the weeding ,But it's rather the much chauvinistic sorta Behavior of Adam which creates sense of deprivation ..

    Had Adam been lil more extrovert & lenient  towards his spouse ,They both  would have been the merriest ....

  • Main bahut pasand ap button press kiya. I am glad that you pressed the like button. I hope you give us your viewpoint. Thank you, Salim Shaikh!

  • Donnobad Prokash Vai! I want to be one of your friends, is that possible?  I hope you add a comment there.Thanks for pressing the like butt of The Wedding!

  • Donnobad Prokash Vai! I want to be one of your friends, is that possible?  I hope you add a comment there.Thanks for pressing the like butt of The Wedding!

  • Maksudnya, Adam tidak bagus. Benar! I am glad that you felt happy about it. Extend my regards to your respected family and friends. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!
  • Shookran bizzaf ya Nour! Hehe, yes, it is indeed. Many people said so. Thanks again, my dear good friend for commenting on The Wedding!

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