The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Sangay Mohammed Wasif Mujadidi. Khaili khob, mala pushti narazi, lakin acha koment. Is it possible to add me among your friends? I really respect your point of view about The Wedding!

  • There are some stories are a viable in some places.however it is better for learning English as well for fun.

    On the other hand for such a (less amount of money spending ) person that kind of a specific partner need it.

  • Muchas gracias Marcos Wallace. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Ma lei ana gult kidah. Ana fakhoor inak sadeegi ya ustath Majed Asolmi. Shookrun lak. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • wow!

    it is something awesome

    keep up the great work you have done

  • Ap kesei hain Amir India, bahut shukriya!  Ap tharur sabar karo, apko kam manta, main hider hudar deka. You have to be very patient. The Saudi government has a new policy of assigning Saudi citizens. This is their top priority, but I will do my best for you. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • It is awesome sir. i love reading stories and this is one of the best storied i have read ever.

  • Hey! Diny, saya lupa, silakhan, menabahkan saya dengan teman  teman mu. Sorry, I forgot, add me among your friends. Thanks again for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Tidak apa apa Diny! Saya memang suka koment kamu tentang pernikahan. Analisa kamu juga bagus. Kamu harap akan Sarah menjadi swami bagus. I like your analysis about the blog and thanks for waiting for the next story for Sarah to find her suitable one. I really appreciate those important notes about The Wedding!

  • Shookrun ya Hisham, lum aarif matha taani bi kalimat ( woodoo)? Lakin shookrun aliha. Thanks for that woodoo for The Wedding!

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