The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • it is a fantastic story ,thanks

  • Maraming salamat Alice. ako ay nasisiyahan kibigan ko Alice.  Salamat para sa mga laso. Dear friend, I feel very happy for that lovely ribbon indeed. Could we say, bad luck for the woman with the hats Alice? Again, thanks for that nice comment about The Wedding!

  • Nice wedding stories! Well at least she is left with a collection of hats! Also they would be better off not married  in the first place for these two sets of couples...the miser and the black widow!  Thanks for the fun read! :)

  • Hehe, ifharisto polly Evangelina. Thanks for your support and encouragement. I know a little about some languages. My friends at My English Club, and other websites,  help me to move and one of them is the lovely and sincere friend Eva.

  • Jika Arabic atau Enggris, aku di sini Fitma tentang kamu, teman ku. I am ready to teach you Fitma. If you want Arabic or English, just tell me and we will start, thanks again for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Kamu di mana Fitma. Lama tidak ada chat dan aku rindu kamu teman ku. Aku tahu, kamu sibuk dengan kerja, tetapi kamu haruz melihat teman teman mo. Where have you been my lovely good friend? You are absolutely right Fitma, preparations must be done before such an occasion. Thank you very much for your good thoughts about The Wedding!

  • First paragraph i think seriously story ... but after that funny story salah... but in fact about wedding preparation i think like that ... i'm waiting your another story....

  • Daba ana saeed litaaligak ya Ali, wa atamna an akoon ahd asdigaik. Hal anta daba bekhair wa la baas ya Ali? shokran bizzaf ala hatha ataaleeg! I hope to be one of your friends Ali, and thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Kamusta Yola. Kung saan ka na? Miss na kita pero nayawan ako sa iyo. Ikaw talaga maganda kibigan ko. Thanks for that consistent expression about The Wedding!

  • So, the bride is a "consistent" widow? Funny story actually!
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