The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Kimon acho Rejuan Ahmed Xhad! Valo achi tum! Thanks for that letter between the two brackets for The Wedding!

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  • Ala fikra ya ustatha Amal! kalimat (salah) filluga alindunisya taani khataa awo muzzaif. By the way, the word (salah) in the Indonesian language, means wrong or false. Adam is a mean man and stingy too, and of course, you mentioned that word by mistake referring to his name which was Adam. Well, what I wanted to say, after all,  you were not mistaken describing him by that word. Hehe, just for the sake of making you right. Thanks again for commenting on The Wedding!

  • Sungguh, saya senang berkanalan dengan anda Metamorph. Saya mau kamu belajar saya karena saya injin meningatkan Bahasa saya. Saya berharap kamu guru saya. Thank you Metamorph for your comment on The Wedding!

  • hi Mr. Dara,

    That's kind of funny story and as has been said by mohammad, this story is divided into two parts of story and the last one is funny story Mr. Dara.  Keep on writing Mr. Dara!

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  • Kamusta Jen Ros! Ikaw mabuti. Hindi ko alam pero ikaw ai mai karapatan! maraming salamat para sa iyoung komento, hubang buhay. By the way, many readers share the same view, Arif Saeed, Ika Putri, Abdulheem, Akash Ramtri, Vladimir, Ymmmx and many others, I cannot recall. It comes once in a lifetime. Thanks for your specialty of The Wedding!

  • But for me wedding is a special moment in life that should be celebrate in a special way, In our culture here in my country wedding comes only once in a lifetime, except when your partner died,the other who is left is free to marry again.

  • Well that was a nice story, and the first part normally happen in real life, specially nowadays that the cost of living is really high.

  • No la Le Vung. Xin chao! It is indeed The Wedding!

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