BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------
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  • Hi arwa:
    OH,how cute is this child in your photo. Thanks for your comment.
    Emilie
  • Hik hik hik....:) I'm giggling now, after reading your writing. Thanks Emillie
  • Hello Nadiyah:
    No my dear .The answer is very funny. Think again my lovely friend. Have a nice day.

  • Hello dear Ruzan:
    You are right ,but name it please. Have a nice day .

  • Hello Emilie! I hope you are doing well!
    I think wrong key is doesn't work.
  • Hello Nadiyah:
    Gooooooood Morning dear. I wish you all the happiness.
    Ok,I will be patient my friend next time.
    The new question is : Which key doesn't work? Have a nice day dear.

  • Hi Ruzan:
    Thanks alot my friend for your nice words.

  • Hi Emilie,your blog is really funny.You make me smile:-) Thanks...
  • Hi dear Nadiyah:
    Ohhh,why you are so angry my dear. Please don't be. You should be happy because you are a nice one my friend. What is in between you? It is "o" letter.

    Have a nice day.

  • Hiiiiiiiii dear Nadiyah:
    Good that you liked my pizza. Ok your answer logically right but still you didn't give the riight answer my dear. Try and I will bring an ice cream for you. Do you like it? Which kind of ice cream do you prefer?
    Have a nice time dear.

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