Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.-------------GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...-------------GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??###### --GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple#######GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??#######BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??-------------BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??-------------MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.--------------Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".--------------Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need--------------Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".-----------------Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have-----------------

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Emilie May 16, 2009 13:57

Hello Arty:
I like your name. Thanks alot.
Emilie May 16, 2009 13:56

Hello lynne:
Thanks alot my friend.
Emilie May 16, 2009 13:56

Hello Fa:
Thanks alot for your wonderful words.
Arty May 16, 2009 5:47

That's good.
Lynne May 16, 2009 2:18

Thank you for this blog. The Q & A really made me happy.
Emilie May 15, 2009 20:09

Hello Kamel:
Thanks
kamel Adas May 15, 2009 19:56

They are very good answers and nice questions . well, i think i'll use them myself .lol, thank you.

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