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 I want to share a joke I got this morning in my inbox from my cousin in Canada.

Midterm exam paper:

Q1..  In which battle did Napoleon die?

*  his last battle

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence  signed?

*  at the bottom of the page

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?

*  liquid

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?

*  marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?

*  exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?

*  Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?

*  The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what  it will become?

*  Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

*  No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant  with one hand?

*    You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11.  If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three  oranges in other hand, what would you have?

*  Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

*No  time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw  egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete  floors are very hard to crack.

I  would have given him 100%!  Each answer is absolutely grammatically  correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.

LOL…hope you guys liked it…..I almost burst from laughter!!! The last answer was great, it was a typically grammatical pun.