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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling, "if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow i would be a little bull."The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,who continues with,"if my dad was an elephant and my mam a girl elephant i would be a little elephant."The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,"what if your dad was gay and your mam was a prostitute ?!"

the kid smiles and says,"i would be a bus driver!"

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  • a good joke!

  • wow ...moral is ''don't make the bus drivers angry!''

  • I remembered when I was growing up, my Mom always reminded me that she will 'wash' my mouth with chilies if I ever being rude or disrespectful to anyone especially towards elders. I think this kid needs that kind of lesson.

  • It's a joke.

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