So there goes another year down to tubes

''[...], I’d like to take advantage of this early opportunity to wish all of you an enjoyable Christmas season and a happy New Year filled with good fortune. Of course, I realize this can’t happen for everyone. Some of you are going to die next year, and others will be crippled and maimed in accidents, perhaps even completely paralyzed. Still others will be stricken with diseases that can’t be cured, or will be horribly scarred in fires. And let’s not forget the robberies and rapesthere’ll be lots of them. Therefore, many of you will not get to enjoy the happy and fortunate New Year I’m wishing for you. So just try to do the best you can.''

George Carlin

I ain't gonna top that. So... what he said.

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  • =]

  • Thank you!!

  • Good luck with that.

  • But we can ask Him not to.......
  • Let's, dear Onee. Let's.

  • Mishaikh,

    Let's not bring God into this. He's busy perfecting new ways of inflicting pain and suffering upon human beings. Mind you, bone cancer and MS are my favorites.

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  • Good wish is a good start. However, we should be prepared for all the worst.

    Let's try our best, dear Aseventhreeeighta. ^^

  • We have a proverbial phrase to say such things: GOD FORBID 

  • Hi...lo, Roman.

     I genuinely enjoyed your wish. Thank you. I'm not good at predictions so I won't go that far ahead. From the bottom of my heart... have a marvelous day. =]

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