Okay, since I’m in a very gloomy mood these days, I would like to imagine that I am an inventor and I’m so freaking genius that I can invent anything using some brain and imagination.
There are two things I want to invent that for me will be so useful and will make me so happy, that’s the essence of inventing something, to make our life easier, that’s how technology show its significance to our lives.
Item no.1: Teleportation Gadget
Cost: For free- but just promise to use this only to positive things- the adulterous act is strongly exempted for any usage.
Developer: Risty
Source of Energy: Hydrogen (As we have 98% of it around us)
Specs: Rechargeable anytime, anywhere. Free from electric shock. This will operate by your heart’s intention, the gadget will detect your impulses and heart beat if you are going to
Levels of usage: Twice a day ONLY.
Synopsis: I will invent this gadget to help myself from going back and forth to my Philippine house and maybe I will do the travel for 5x a week. This gadget has a time limit, you can only stay to the place of destination for 3 hours and you will go back to your original location. This gadget will enable you to hug, kiss, and eat with your long-distance loved ones. For these 3 hours, you can cook for them instant food and laugh with them over a cup of hot chocolate.
Not only the above things, you can also use this in the case of emergency, in case you have to go to the hospital or an important meeting and traffic blocks your way.
The only two places you will land by using this gadget are your roof and the bathroom so people will not notice your arrival.
But there’s a mystery about this, you can only go to the place you went before. If you want to travel the world, this gadget is not for you, what too good to be true? Remember the inventor is a realist person. Hahaha!
Item No. 2: Positivism Drink
Cost: 1 dollar per 500ml
Developer: Risty (Who else!)
Sources: Mt. Zion minerals.
Specifications: The content is special itself.
Levels of usage: Drink this every day. No overdose. Ideal dosage- 8 bottles /week
Hypothesis: There’s a special mineral water that, er, well, I’m going to discover this…well, the item is hypothetical, and so this is only a hypothesis. The positivism drink will energize you to do good once you drink it. So simple, no hokus pokus, we will just get this from Mt. Zion, the holy mountain. I will highly suggest drinking this as often as you can and replace any other drink in your life.
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Thank you, Shadow for reading me and appreciating this invention. :)
What a brilliant writing, just awesome & so admirable... You are really great inventor. Read & enjoyed. Thanks dear Risty for sharing your nice writing & thinking.
Thank you, Sir, for all corrections. Yes, when I said hydrogen based I thought the universe..my bad. Okay, I will modify this to hydrogen compound elements, that is abundant on Earth.
I will put you on my priority trial list. :)
As for the drink, I know. :)
Dear Risty, I like your first invention and would gladly buy it. I am inventive enough to evade your strange restrictions! Hahaha! But who told you we are surrounded by hydrogen? There are really about 88% hydrogen atoms in the Universe, but we live on the Earth where its perentage is only 17. So, it is much easier to use nitrogen that forms about 78% of the Earth atmosphere. As to your drink, I don't need it as my drinks work the same way and even better. Thank you, anyway!
Here are my corrections and you can surely ask me your questions.
There are two things I want to invent. They will be so useful for me and will make me so happy! __ The essence of inventing something is to make our lives easier, that’s how technology shows its significance to us.
Item no.1: Teleportation Gadget
Cost: For free, but just promise to use it only for positive purposes, the adulterous act is strongly forbidden for any user.
Developer: Risty
Source of Energy: Hydrogen (As we have 98% of it around us)
Specs: Rechargeable anytime, anywhere. Free from electric shock. It will operate by your heart’s intention, the gadget will detect your impulses and heartbeat if you are going to use it.
__Usage: Twice a day ONLY.
Synopsis: I will invent this gadget to help myself go back and forth to my Philippine house and maybe I will __travel __5 times a week. This gadget has a time limit, you can only stay at the place of destination for 3 hours, then you will go back to your original location. This gadget will allow you to hug, to kiss your long-distance loved ones and to eat with them. During these 3 hours, you can cook ___ them instant food and laugh with them over a cup of hot chocolate.
In addition to the above-mentioned purpose, you can also use it in the case of emergency, in case you have to go to the hospital or an important meeting and traffic jams block your way.
The only two places you will land __using this gadget are your roof and the bathroom so that people will not notice your arrival.
But there’s a mystery about it, you can only go to the place you went before. If you want to travel the world, this gadget is not for you, what too good to be true? Remember, the inventor is a realistic person. Hahaha!
Item No. 2: Positivism Drink
Cost: 1 dollar per 500ml
Developer: Risty (Who else!)
Sources: Mt. Zion minerals.
Specifications: The content is special itself.
__Usage: Take it every day. No overdose. The ideal draught is 8 bottles a week
Hypothesis: There’s a special mineral water that, er, well, I’m going to discover it…well, the item is hypothetical, and so this is only a hypothesis. The positivism drink will energize you to do good after you drink it. So easy, no hokus pokus, we will just get it from Mt. Zion, the holy mountain. I would strongly suggest drinking it as often as you can and replace by it any other drink in your lives.
Okay Mary, I will wait until Emma develop her invention, I’ll just copy the code and modify for my customization and ownership…I will not pursue this…why on Earth I came to this invention…I better relax and wait for the next travel deals.. (|:)K
Telepathy? my mind said=CHOCOLATES!!! CHOCOLATES!!! CHOCOLATES!!
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Luci dear! Of course, you could meet somebody, but only ONE of you will have the ownership of this gadget, it’s either he/she go to your place or vice versa. I’d cleared that you can only go to the place you’ve been before. I wish you wish to travel, this gadget is not for you---go to Emma’s invention now. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
It depends on what brand of wine, how many years it was kept, and how many alcohol contents is there, I could agree. (⌐■_■)
Past, Hahahaha! Because she can be herself when she’s with me… she always test my patience, I tell you she doesn’t like conventional learning and that’s a challenge for me. I really hope to see you there too. Thank you!
Oh how many rules! You made the Teleportation totally unfunny...
Oh I knew it! XD Because my invention is the telepathy pill... Be careful what you think now! Mary is reading your mind!!! >:D
what if I want to meet sb...will go to place where I was and this person will simply go there :D we will ofc "cook" together :D hehe m teasing your nerdish brilliant mind :p as for positivism drink, I don't need it because if I drink one, two glasses of wine.. it has the same effect :p :D
Nice to hear that you get on well with kids and i am also knowing about you, too and seems you are a good model for your niece:)
We would be happy to see you here, too :)
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