Okay, since I’m in a very gloomy mood these days, I would like to imagine that I am an inventor and I’m so freaking genius that I can invent anything using some brain and imagination.

There are two things I want to invent that for me will be so useful and will make me so happy, that’s the essence of inventing something, to make our life easier, that’s how technology show its significance to our lives.

Item no.1: Teleportation Gadget

Cost: For free- but just promise to use this only to positive things- the adulterous act is strongly exempted for any usage.

Developer: Risty

Source of Energy: Hydrogen (As we have 98% of it around us)

Specs: Rechargeable anytime, anywhere. Free from electric shock. This will operate by your heart’s intention, the gadget will detect your impulses and heart beat if you are going to

Levels of usage: Twice a day ONLY.

Synopsis: I will invent this gadget to help myself from going back and forth to my Philippine house and maybe I will do the travel for 5x a week. This gadget has a time limit, you can only stay to the place of destination for 3 hours and you will go back to your original location. This gadget will enable you to hug, kiss, and eat with your long-distance loved ones. For these 3 hours, you can cook for them instant food and laugh with them over a cup of hot chocolate.

Not only the above things, you can also use this in the case of emergency, in case you have to go to the hospital or an important meeting and traffic blocks your way.

The only two places you will land by using this gadget are your roof and the bathroom so people will not notice your arrival.

But there’s a mystery about this, you can only go to the place you went before. If you want to travel the world, this gadget is not for you, what too good to be true? Remember the inventor is a realist person. Hahaha!

Item No. 2: Positivism Drink

Cost: 1 dollar per 500ml

Developer: Risty (Who else!)

Sources: Mt. Zion minerals.

Specifications: The content is special itself.

Levels of usage: Drink this every day. No overdose. Ideal dosage- 8 bottles /week

Hypothesis: There’s a special mineral water that, er, well, I’m going to discover this…well, the item is hypothetical, and so this is only a hypothesis. The positivism drink will energize you to do good once you drink it. So simple, no hokus pokus, we will just get this from Mt. Zion, the holy mountain. I will highly suggest drinking this as often as you can and replace any other drink in your life.

 

 

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  • Thank you, Shadow for reading me and appreciating this invention. :)

  • Thank you, Sir, for all corrections. Yes, when I said hydrogen based I thought the universe..my bad. Okay, I will modify this to hydrogen compound elements, that is abundant on Earth.

    I will put you on my priority trial list. :)

    As for the drink, I know. :)

  • Okay Mary, I will wait until Emma develop her invention, I’ll just copy the code and modify for my customization and ownership…I will not pursue this…why on Earth I came to this invention…I better relax and wait for the next travel deals.. (|:)K

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    Telepathy? my mind said=CHOCOLATES!!! CHOCOLATES!!! CHOCOLATES!!

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    (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-) hahahaha!

  • Luci dear! Of course, you could meet somebody, but only ONE of you will have the ownership of this gadget, it’s either he/she go to your place or vice versa. I’d cleared that you can only go to the place you’ve been before. I wish you wish to travel, this gadget is not for you---go to Emma’s invention now. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    It depends on what brand of wine, how many years it was kept, and how many alcohol contents is there, I could agree. (⌐■_■)

  • Past, Hahahaha! Because she can be herself when she’s with me… she always test my patience, I tell you she doesn’t like conventional learning and that’s a challenge for me. I really hope to see you there too. Thank you!

  • Oh how many rules! You made the Teleportation totally unfunny...

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    To be honest, this is a selfish gadget, the truth is I only want this for myself.

    Oh I knew it! XD Because my invention is the telepathy pill... Be careful what you think now! Mary is reading your mind!!! >:D

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  • Ehmmm dear Ristyyy...
    what if I want to meet sb...will go to place where I was and this person will simply go there :D we will ofc "cook" together :D hehe m teasing your nerdish brilliant mind :p as for positivism drink, I don't need it because if I drink one, two glasses of wine.. it has the same effect :p :D
  • Cappadocia, here I come!!!! (Risty doing the Son Gokou teleportation power). Past, you're going to make me cry, I really, really, reallyyyyyyyyy love kidsssssssss.... and trust me I can make him sleep instantly. :D You know my niece is always telling me that I'm the only wish she wants to receive, my COMEBACK...she told me, all of her wishes were given to her aside from me...:((((... My dream now is to become a kinder teacher... Haha!

    I would love to go there, if there's a chance I will. 

  • Bet, C'mon!!!! I'm in a very bright mood now, hahaha! Okay, I will include you to my priority trial list as well. Besides, "if I were an Inventor"...:D :D :D

  • Only for you? Then why did you tell us, crazy girl!....

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