“People Zoo”

Reporter:

“Do you believe robots will take over the world?”

Philip the Android:

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake."

“People Zoo”. Huh. How uplifting! Suddenly, "Live fast, die young..." doesn't seem like such a bad idea. By the way, he likes kids, people. "Ahh... I love kids. 'Cause we can play." Would you please leave the kids alone, Philip? I can't begin to tell you how creepy it is.

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  • You did?

    Supernatural-gif-mouth-open.gifYou poor thing! Guess what I'm watching. Correction; binge-watching. I give ya a hint. Tow words: Haw-haw!

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  • Talkin' about witches and demons, guess what serie I was 'forced' to watch these holidays...

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    The bad thing is that I found it kind of funny 'cause of the references and parodies >_<

  • disney-nerco.gif?width=300Hmm. Close enough.

    Only "bad witches and demons"? What gives? I like 'em!

  • Oh no, she didn't die 'cause of the apple. Nobody dies in Disney's movies but bad witches, demons or well, yeah... sometimes relatives of main characters for putting a lil bit of drama. Just like in any soap opera :P

    Anyway, I bet we could do much better/funny versions from Disney's movies! haha... 

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  • Zombies, robots, chupacabras, etc., they're all the same; hell-bent on sucking the life outta humans who're a sucker for being the victims of dramatic endings.

    "Snow White in "The night of the living dead"

    I know, right? Wouldn't it be so much fun if she came back as a zombie? After all, that's a pretty good punishment for being a glutton. By the way, she died 'cause she ate an apple? Come on!large.jpg

  • hahaha Snow White in "The night of the living dead", I love that mixture XD

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    D:

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  • Ugh yes! That's the word, you said it yourself: Creepy!! :S

    Mabye I'm getting old for the upcoming new technological age, but no... I don't like it :(

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