1) 3 Easy Ways to Die :Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.2) A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.3) One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY4) Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..5) Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.6) Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.7) If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.8) Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.9) When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.10) Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
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