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            Imagine yourself to be a crowd’s favorite. Everyone’s eye is upon you as you walk into the aisle or even sneak at the classroom where the professor is giving out his soul to the discussion. That is indeed an awesome feeling to have or grab. It is so simple to learn how to become naughty; wearing a swim wear in a formal gathering; that is naughty. Taking off some bogey while presenting a paper or even talking to a friend; that is naughty. Laughing boisterously in a reflecting moment; that is naughty. Riding in a public utility vehicle and acting as if you paid for the fare; that is naughty. Even to the extent of praying to the heaven’s for a blessing and asking for something with an option; that is naughty. This kind of talent is incorporated into a person’s system. It is only through how this magic should be used in times of need. But a lot will always use it to be saved and even just try to feel the maximum way of what is it really to become a human. As an expert, let me share the following tips on how to use this power at school.

           First, indeed and absolutely, teachers at school always remind us to be early in attending classes that we may not miss a single idea or learning about the topic being discussed in class. In that matter, you are too obedient. Remember that your goal here is to be the crowd’s favorite. There is one great solution for this, still, attend the classes even though you know it is already thirty-minutes before the bell rings. While on your way to the room, make use of using some crutches or putting some bandage on your head. In that way, surely your professor will be accommodating and will even assist you in getting a chair for you to seat.

          Second, it is very typical in college that professors do love to seat rather than stand during a discussion. Well, obviously it is a mere presentation that they are really old-aged person. But come to think of it, we are in College and they are teaching us Physical Education activities. How about involving our professors in some sort of activity? I know you are thinking of what games we shall involve them or even what warm-up shall we give them as a start. This is what I suggest, use tactics number 1: be early in class; for sure your professor will be glad that you are already using your head. He will definitely give you praises. Indulge yourself to it but think that you are also giving him some physical activities: putting thumbtacks at his chair and messing some ants around his place. By that, you are teaching him warm-up activities like up and down – down as he takes his sit again and UP! As he feels the thumbtacks around his butt, then you may sing a song that goes – “shine bright like a diamond”. Moreover, the ants around his place will eventually go inside his clothes, those are really perfect! In a minute you will see in front a dancing professor. Around of applause, please!

            Third, students are fond of taking a lunch with friends somewhere like canteen, cafeteria or well-known as “karenderya”. People will totally rush to order their favorite food, the best thing to do in this place after getting what you ordered is to give compliments to the seller or the server in order for them to know that they are really on track of what they are to offer. Wow! That is so good of you but remind yourself again that the goal in here is to be the crowd’s favorite. So, here is what you are to do, after getting what you ordered tell the seller that the rice lacks water! Give out your angry-face to them while putting your plate and telling again that the rice lacks a cup of water, a cup of water to make it gruel and leave the place with a smile like nothing happened. That is awesome!

            Fourth, we are obliged to pay our balances during examination. Obviously, too many people will line up at the Finance Office and wait for their number to appear at the machine. Wait-ups are too much especially if you do not have patience and it kills our time to do other stuffs like pretending to study or review lessons for the exam. Here is a tip which will excellently work that you may have a fast access to pay your bill. If you are a guy and you have a girlfriend or a man and you have a wife, bring them in and expose them to this tip: let them wear a maternity dress and act as if they are pregnant. When it is totally killing your time, let your partner shine as she acts as if she is about to give birth. Scream and be wild as you beg to pay your bill first before you and your partner leave the place. In that instance, for sure the teller will not think twice to get your money and tell you to be back to get your slip.

            Fifth, we really cannot deny the fact that at times we are unaware that we tend to sleep in class. I bet you have experienced this, too. We even make some strategies on how to best sleep in class like covering our face with a book or a notebook pretending that we are really into our studies but I guess it is better to say that we are into our dreaming session. Professors hate this, obviously because it insults their rights as they discuss a topic in class. Well, if you will be caught by your professor; absolutely he will send you out or even make you as a superstar of the class, which of course it is the goal here; to be famous, to be known, to be the SUPERSTAR. Here is the best tactics to use whenever you are caught sleeping in class: still, be shocked that your name is called. It is the best start of your drama. While you are still in the moment of pretending to be shocked, add a flavor to it like saying that you won a lottery and you will treat your professor for a dinner! In that way, you will not be scolded but instead he will be thanking in advance for the treat you will give to him. Sounds good, right?

            As I have shown, we have five simple tips to become famous at school. Try and even mix new strategies to sharpen your skills in becoming naughty. Dig deep and use your head and do not forget to give a smile as you use your power to convince people that you are being good to them.