Once upon a time, there were two robbers. These robbers were from unknown country, and they couldn't speak english. One day, they went to uptown somewhere in America and saw a bank. That bank had a lot of cutomers. Those robbers thought that bank must have a lot of money, then they decided to rob that bank. There was conversation happened between two robbers.Robber 1 :"Guys, are you sure we want to rob this bank?" (I write it in English, but actually they use other language, because they can't speak English)Robber 2 :"Off course we will, it's sound like money dude...! come on, don't be afraid, just sneak in, take the money, and fly back to our country"Robber 1 :"Is it that easy?"Robber 2 :"Sure, but.... i don't think so.... Listen moron, just try okay?" (get lil angry)Robber 1 :"Okay..."And then, two robbers were in, and they shouted...Robber 2 :"%^&*)( *&^%$ %$ ^%$#...!!! (All...! hands up)The teller just stood and didn't do anything because he didn't understand what they ordered.The teller :"What the hell do you say man.. I got nothing!!"Robber 2 :" !@#^%%&^ 09(&*&....!!" (I said, hands up, and give me the money...!!)The teller then understood what they wanted. The teller showed the money as say "money?" to the robbers, and the robbers move up-down their head mean saying yes...The teller waved the hand signed to ask the robbers came close to teller.Teller :"Guys, you wanna rob this bank?"Robbers :"..???????...."Teller :"Do you understand what I say guys?"Robbers :" ????..." silent and stare each other"Teller :"Aahhh... whatever.. just take it and you will get better luck next time". The teller gave an envelope to the robber.The robbers were happy as they accepted that envelope, because they thought there were a lot of money inside.Suddenly, the robbers were disappointed because there was no money, just a piece of paper inside.Exactly, that letter told how to be a good robber and how to learn English so if two robbers wanted to rob bank in other country, they would get better luck and off course got money, but they didn't know. The robbers just saw on that paper web site address my.englishclub.com.Robber 1:"Damn it, what we've done just for this? a bloody paper? where is the money guy..!!!"Robber 2:"I have no idea, this is really bad luck for us, they do not understand we said, no money, they just give this paper instead!"hRobber 1:"Hey look, you see this, what does it mean? my.englishclub.com? is it web site, isn't it?Robber 2 :"Yes, it's clear isn't it? that is nothing...it's just website address, just nothing, I have more than that, I have better website address than it..!Robber 1 :"You mean sexy girls website address....?"Robber 2 :"Don't speak loud moron... everyone hear it!!!"Robber 1 :"Sorry.... Wait, let's try this website, i wonder if there is a sign for us"Robber 2 :"Okay...Since that day, two robbers found interesting website and they learn English from that website. Not a long time after they joined with this website, they can speak English although they have not been fluent yet, at least they understand English and they can make conversation.Two years later...Robber 1 :"Hey guys, we can speak English now, What will we do? want to rob again?Robber 2 :"I don't think so.. I think there is a better job for us, Robber is not good job"Robber 1 :"So... what will we do...?"Robber 2 :"How about being a teacher?"Robber 1 :"What the hell... what you said? teacher?"Robber 2 :"Why is it man...? any problem?"Robber 1 :"No absolutely not... I am with you, let's make a school, English school and then we teach our people here...Robber 2 :"Up to you, I got headache after read this story....Finally, they became teachers and teach English in their country.It is a proof that my.englishclub.com can change bad turn to good, robber turn to teacher, but..... this story make the readers get headache because of this plot.It's Friday, smile up!Regards,Ex-Robbers
HA HA HA so funny!!!! I love the story,,We must learn English so we can communicate globally but in this story it is one of the advantage of not having a knowledge about English..the robber did not commit a crime. Anyway, the end of the story will serve as a good example that change for the better is far more the best option to choose from.
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Hi Tara benwell, thanks for the question. actually, i don't know where it came up, it's just my fantasy, that's all. Thanks anyway.
Anele : Thanks for tittle. that's more make sense.
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