Stubborn and Selfish Lover ( fun blog)

Why did I post it  again?
To give my appreciation to, my sister, noas who gave correct answer. 

 

      Today I am going to share with you a strange and very complicated love story. Surely, this story you have never heard from anyone nor have you read anywhere before. When I read it before my real friends, some friends laughed so much, while some expressed serious opinions on this miserable one-sided love story. However, none of them has given me a satisfactory answer, that put me into terrible predicament. Therefore, I decided to publish here, so as to know your answer or suggestion. 

     Although my lover looks so smart and has a very thin figure, yet there is no similarity between her and me in all aspects. Knowing all differences, She blindly follows me, always draws my attention and never misses any chance to kiss me regardless of anyone. When she kisses me, I feel as if I am being vaccinated. Is she my lover or nurse? I extremely hate it. Even when I go bad, she doesn't stop teasing me, sneaks on my bed and begins to impress me by humming around me. I push back many times, but she is very stubborn and selfish too.

     I heard in my childhood that the lover has to spend all money in the whole affairs, but my story is quite different. Though I am a beloved in the whole affair, I only have to incur all expenses. Thus, this love hitherto has proven very expensive for me. It is because, her love makes me close to the doctor and builds up a good relationship with him. Yeah! Good relationship but from doctor's viewpoint. This is the reason, It bears in mind many times if she is my lover or an agent of doctor.

     The problem is that in this love affair, I am not a lover who have authority to choose whosoever I love. Unfortunately, I am the beloved, the helpless beloved, whom she considers to be her property and treats as if I am born only for her. She not only seizes my rights of freedom but also steals my asleep, which is barely a violation against human rights, but who tells her? She doesn't care anyone and anything, too callous! Is love really blind?

     The lover is a very strange creature, who once falls in the love with someone, sticks with him/her madly, and sacrifices everything, inasmuch as (s)he jeopardizes his/her life in pursuit of the love. Most of the time, we see that the lover fails to face stern opposition. Consequently, (s)he loses her/his life at the end and I am sure the same is going to happen with my lover. Whenever it happens, I must share this happiest news with all of you.

   

 

Death body of my LOVER

Many readers got the blogger wrong and the blog unhygienic due to having too informal expression, but a person who kept her imagination pure and positive while reading it and gave correct answer, which proved her to be a wiser member of this site. 

 

Well done! the real lady of my EC. 

My answer to her 

Thank you in advance 

                                                                                     

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  • Ohh, fortunately I can ignore this kind of love... :)))

  • Camel
    Thank for :)
  • Hahaha very clever and funny . Hats off for Noaslpls, well done.
  • How could one love someone who does not love him or her back? It's sad. I hope you fall in love with her too.:D
  • Dear Sewar,
    Deep desire, faith, and belief in ability is the secret of making something work.They all are prerequisit.

    Thank you once again for the compliment. I am really glad.
  • Dear Coral,
    Interesting question :)
    Do you think the same behavior is applicable to all type of lovers,
    If scorpion was my lover, obviously, the whole description would be changed.

    Thank you for passing interesting comments.
  •          My friend, just take care!!!!!.......... My friend, I believe that the secret of making something works in our life is, first of all, the deep desire to make it works, then the faith and belief that it can work. I hope, one day, I have your faith in your ability. God bless you my friend.   

  • If a scorpion was your lover, what would you do?I think you don't dare push back her many times. Although  she loses her life ,but you must go to hospital.

  • *distinguish
  • Dear Anele,

    It means you have never come across such lover, who leaves no chance to sting on your back. The belove is matured and sensible enough to distinct sincere and hypocrite one.  I wish you may never have such lover in your life. Anyway, I am pleased to be ecouraged in unique way and to know that you liked it

    Thank you so much for passing valuable opinion.
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