Don't show me your sonogram. What am I supposed to say? Hmm? That it looks just like you? Or can I have a copy? See me when it (you heard me, "it") becomes bitter and jaded.
Goes through different phases 24/7.
Changes hair color like a chameleon.
Is embarrassed to be seen with you 'cause you're wearing Mom jeans.
Gets a neck tattoo.
Plays with the idea of getting a ''gnarly face tatt'' two weeks later.
Finally, gets one. Despite your passive-aggressive protests.
Decides to wear a septum ring, which makes me picture a bull and/or a pig every damn time.
Has a friend named "Brantley" or "Jax".
I mean, what do you expect? They are called millennials... they drop out of college to become DJs.
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Ah, you're right. I used to wonder why she was so mortified of them...
Now I get it. I weep for their future.
Oh you're right about the sonograms, I never know what to say! hahaha... And my thought is always like: "Woah! An alien! Somebody call Mulder!" XD
About the teenage millennials, there you put together two things that get me a lot on my nerves lately as well :S Maybe I'm getting old but I've tried hard to try to understand why the most popular youtubers of the moment are so popular and... no... I really don't get anything :/
Anyway, good thing that my 'four moods' help me a lot to ignore the millennials' BS