Meet my pet: Peeve! III

Betcha you're more than familiar with password restrictions. Granted, it's for our "safety" and everything, but I can only take so much! You're telling me my password should contain:

A capital letter (preferably in bold and italic)

An imaginary number

A spell to trap a leprechaun

A vial of fairy dust

An Enochian letter (more than one is safer, though.)

A monogram and a voodoo chanting?

Come onnnnnn!

Dear website security system - hell-bent on "protecting" me:

The next time I decide to buy a froyo online and I cannot remember my password (imagine that!) when the computer asks for entering the correct one, how 'bout a big sack of regrets, some archaic expletives in Latin and a middle finger emoji? 


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  • Luci,

    I'm emotional all right. I just have a lot of feelings... the problem is I eat 'em.bacon_the_simpsons.gif?width=225

  •  MARY,

    I'm brassy. Technically, I didn't hide nothin'. 

  • D: D: D:  *Mary runs away*

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  • Hahahaaa :D Robot Luci just tested your reactions dear A738a... u proved being too emotional ...human in you is real!

    Mary, don't mess with robots! Keep the distance or my iron hand will show you, how to squeeze a cat like u within a few seconds!
  • hahaha Luci can you think on a less twisted and disgusting way to prove that you're human? XD
    And who knows... maybe robot's saliva tastes same as Luci's saliva :P  So, I suggest you to give us another proof. Let me think.... uhmmmm..... What about you posting a video dancing 'Daddy Cool'?? I bet just you can do that! XD

    A738a, I like the way you "hide" the word s*hit! XD

  • What the? I'm on your side, girl. I thought we both lose our s*hit when the stupid computer asks, "Please prove you are human." 

  • Hahaaaa... I can prove it easily, dear :D lemme spit in your coffee so that u could taste my human saliva :D
  • I feel ya, Luci.

    -Please prove you are human.

    -Okay...

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    That'll show 'em!

  • Ohh myyyy... I am so happy I am not the only one here struggling with decoding captcha!! I swear sometimes I feel like retarded to type it like four times and again f***** wrong!!! And hahaaa like Mary said...when it asks if m human lmao that's the best joke ever :D i start ofc doubting and then m totally lost :D
  • By the way, the Capcha thingy; don't get me started!

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