Meet A Stranger in the Toilet

This is my 50th blog and I think it must be special, then I read Onee's challenge. so, I dedicate this to Onee, hope she likes it, lol..

Stranger               : Excuse me, mind if I join?

Me                       : Sure, please. 

-an awkward silence-

Stranger               : You looks quiet.

Me                       : I am (smiling), I have nothing to say and none to tell. 

Stranger               : What is it about?

Me                       : Pardon?

Stranger               : In your head, what are you thinking about?

Me                       : Uhmm, world domination

Stranger               : (laughing) Seriously?!!

Me                       : Yeah, laugh as you wish, there is nothing interest me outta here

Stranger               : I see

Me                       : When I was a kid I was thinking to change the world

Stranger               : Hahaha... What is it in the world need to be changed?

Me                       : No idea, I’ll change it anyway, I’ll be famous, people will know my name, I will be one of the brightest stars on the night sky

Stranger               : Is it matter?

Me                       : Off course, it’s good to have aim, life is boring

Stranger               : No, not about that, but on the night sky, people will only see you at night

Me                       : Yes, but I am famous, people know my name

Stranger               : How about the sun? It is a star, isn’t it? And it’s close to us.

Me                       : Why do I not think about this before, become a giant fireball..

Stranger               : Yeah like Shams

Me                       : Like Shams*, you know him??

Stranger               : Yes I know, I like him very much

Me                       : Same here, we have similarity

Stranger               : I just start thinking so, hehe

Me                       : We can talk

Stranger               : We are doing it now

Me                       : Yes, it feels weird

Stranger               : You will get used to

Me                       : What?

Stranger               : Human interaction, as social creatures we suppose to interact to each others, talk, help, hang out.

Me                       : I don’t like social life, what is the point of those all

Stranger               : Collective minds for collective good. What do you think? what is it that can make us survive this far, huh?!

Me                       : Excuse me?!

Stranger               : Come on! See North Korea, what makes them err, you know, left behind?

Me                       : They have nuclear

Stranger               : Are you really buying it? aww come on! What is the use of the nuclear weapon if the people of that country are suffering

Me                       : It’s their problem

Stranger               : Here come the selfish. Never mind! The point here is you see it but you don’t pay attention. They are many people in North Korea but all the orders are coming from a man, and you know a man is limited, very limited. No research, no discovery, no competition, all flat! Your life is just to fill a statistic data.

Me                       : Good point!

Stranger               : I expect you react more

Me                       : Oh, it’s interesting, please go on

Stranger               : Nope, just forget what I said

Me                       : Hahahaha , you are funny

Stranger               : I am, because I am you, stop starring at me and get out of this toilet and join your fellow human

*Shams I Tabrizi, Rumi's companion. 

Thanks for reading.

Votes: 0
E-mail me when people leave their comments –

You need to be a member of MyEnglishClub to add comments!

Join MyEnglishClub

Comments

  • thank you so very much Elen to pointing out that, hehe.... off course you can, just find the right moment and right place. life is about ask questions and find the answers in order to grow^^

    thanks for read and like it... 

    -I am sorry for late reply,. it's hard for me to focus lately-

  • hahaha Grace xD I dunno where else I could speak to my self without get caught by others. thanks for dropping by^^

  • Dear Risty,. thank you for come again and fulfill your promise, hehehe... 

    I think i have chosen life without romantic feeling as a sentiment distraction, lol xD 

    let me see if I could make a romantic blog, xD

  • Wow, how cool! First of all it was a very nice idea to write a conversation with yourself and make it known only in the end of it.

    Second, it was a very interesting conversation. As I was reading I thought, ""hey it is going very well with these two". Then I read that you were talking with yourself and I thought that I couldn't make such interesting conversation with myself, haha.

    Many likes, Peppo!!

  • So interesting! I enjoyed the dialogue even if it happened in the toliet. :D

  • Peppppooo!!! Grrr... all along I thought you were talking to a guy and eventually find it romantic but all of a sudden you're talking to yourself, I'm so gullible! hahaha! Actually, I'm starting to wonder if I could talk to a stranger something about North Korea's, nuclear's and world dominion's..hahahaha!!! It feels like strange expression at my face will be drawn...

    Very nice played Peppo, I really like it… see I’ve told you I will read it and did so. Worth it.

  • @Eva and @Onee

    you both really made my day, lol xD

    I wrote that in the end of conversation, how come you didn't realize that >,> 

    anyway I took it as a compliment^^ thank you for your attention

  • @Rosemary 

    Glad to see you here, you may share anything about him I guess^^

  • Peppo, I was innocent like, Eva.... lol....... 

    Reading again your last dialogue, I realized it. :D :D This is intriguing. What a smart idea!

    You always write unique blog. Thumbsup for you! Ha..ha....

  • @Misaikh

    how clever of you could predict it at the very moment xD thanks for read and like the idea, sir. 

    Good day!!

This reply was deleted.