What does a chest hair say.
Hi, everyone! For many men and women, I’m the symbol of masculinity, and the mark of sexy. I’m short, curved, and will turn pale when I’m old. Don’t say “Eww”, I’m a chest hair, and I’m not the only child. “Hi~”, greetings from my 2658 brothers and sisters dancing against the wind from a hair drier. We together constitute Dave’s hairy chest.
This is really a big family if all my 100,028 cousins on Dave’s head are included. They’re tied together like a palm tree, which I think is an interesting hairstyle. OH…100,027…100,26…100,024 left now…”COUSINS ON THE TOP, HOLD TIGHT AND STAY SAFE!” I always worry about them, and I’m afraid if this goes on, there will be a desert in the shape of Mediterranean on Dave’s head sooner or later.
I think you have already realized that Dave is in the bath room with a hair drier in his hand right now. However, that’s not the breeze after the bath, but a hurricane from the ocean of separation. He has lost his mind since the day Mary moved out. He lives like a warm dead body, and smells like a used diaper . Now he’s wearing Mary’s lipstick, and closed his eyes while the hair drier is working, which has successfully created the illusion that Mary is kissing him on the windy day they met each other. Poor Dave! If you don’t want to fall asleep with the help of sleeping pills only, then why you said something like a racist in my opinion, “Mary, you should have your arms and legs waxed once a day!”
This is my first time participating in a writing challenge. And I’m not sure whether it is funny if I get into a chest hair's shoes. Well, hope you like it and have a nice weekend.
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Thank you, setareh. I'm very glad to see your comment. Have a nice day.
Wow! Dear Jade, your story is so funny. You have a creative mind. Well done.
ELF-Noor, thank you, my dear! Have a nice day!
Keep it up dear...
You writing way is really good..
Dear Serene! Thank you so much. Even if I don’t see your eyes, I can feel the heat of your beautiful heart through your warm words. You kindness and thoughtfulness for friends always break the rule of dimension restriction and fly right to the core of my heart. I’m very happy to be your friend.
Dear Evangelina! I’m so happy to see you on Sunday morning. You are the one who leads me to enjoy the world of MYEC. Oh, don’t feel sorry for the hairy chest. It’s I that have to say sorry to those who have the hairy problem or hair loss problem. No offence and no discrimination. Both the palm tree and the Mediterranean hairstyles are of great charm if we have a beautiful heart. Thank you for your encouragement, dear Eva. Best wishes!!!
Dear Adaline! That’s very kind of you to say so. Thank you!!! All my best wishes to you.
Dear Shoba! Thank you for your compliment. I’m glad you like it. The given word "palm" was really the hardest one to use in the story, because it happened all in a bath room. Luckily, the hairstyle idea came up. (Dave was intended to be designed as a baldheaded man at first.) I’ll try my best to keep it up. Thanks!
Dear Frank! I’m very happy to see your comment. I’ll keep writing, and try to keep the style creative and imaginative. Thank you:)
Dear LUCInka! I’m glad you like it! When I had the idea in my mind, I was a little nervous that what if you all considered it a little disgusting. I mean that’s a talkative chest hair, right? But It seemed there was no need to worry about that. Thank you for your encouragement. I’m very happy to know you.
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