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        My sweet friends, are you bored with my stories?…if NO… please read more my blogs, if you say YES…then you must  continue to read…hahaha….I won’t allow you to stop reading …Got it?

        Today, my mood is good because  …I’m wearing a very nice dress. Maybe you don’t believe, because of this dress then I must pass a hard diet lol… but the result is great. I can “hold my head up when I walk” hahaha…

        Here are some funny stories. One, I copied from the Newspaper and one is my true story.

        A wife asked a husband to give her 500 $ for her cosmetic surgery. He looked at her from top to toe and opened his wallet. He checked the money and gave her with a lovely voice : honey, I think 500$ is not enough. Here, I give you 1,000$.

        Let’s turn back the story of mine, you know that I care about my weight so much. Even it comes to my dream. When I sleep…then I think about my  tomorrow meal . I should eat this food, stop that food…it’s really terrible. My hubby always laughs at me. Whenever we eat together, he puts to my bowl something and forces me to eat all. Day by day, my womb is  bigger and bigger…so some days ago, I stopped eating. I just eat vegetable, when my hubby saw that, he said: "oh, honey, poor you. You did a wrong way. Your weight will increase more". I ask him why, his answer made me “to choke with laugher” : "honey, look at these elephant, all their life, they only eat grass..and see…their body even becomes “oversize” "

         I don’t know what I can say……