ESL Blogs

        First, let me tell you a funny story. (this story has some violent words, the viewers should consider carefully before reading…hahaha)

        A reporter asks a happy couple who just celebrates 50^th wedding. “Good evening sir and madam, please tell me the key which has made you both happy for a long time”. The husband looks at his wife with a tender eyes and answers: “I won’t tell you the secret but I will tell you a story…”

        I and she got a happy party wedding. After it finished, we come back my own house. A dog barked at her when he saw a stranger (my wife). She didn’t do anything, just smiled and said: “hey, puppy, stop it. I will give you 3^rd warning. And this is the first time”. One week later, when she washed dishes, the dog barked her again. She counted: the second. One day, she returned house from the super-market. The dog barked her again. She looked at him and took an axe. She cut off the head of dog. I was really shock. I asked her: honey, why did you do like that? . She turned her face, looked into my eyes and counted : “darling, this is the first time”. Since …we  have lived happy forever.

        Next, it’s just joking. After reading this report, I wonder…what  I will do if I get angry? (Sure, I won’t “cut off  my dog’s head” because of one reason : in my house, I have not an axe kekeke…) .

        Let me think…..

        Ok, I also will tell you a true of my marriage’s story.

        I love durian so much and as I see, the smell is great but someone feels it terrible. My hubby is too, that’s why he never buys it for me (even when I beg him..lol..). Some years ago, I had  a pregnancy and I craved for durian everyday. When I asked him, he said : NOOOOOOOOOO…..I didn’t say anything, just touched my womb and reduced my voice to a “sweet voice” : "darling, it’s not for me, it’s for your daughter …if you don’t do it, right now, I’m sure, she will bite you” .He “jumped out of his skin” and “run with a smoke behind” hahaha…till now, after 3 years and my womb is “empty” again but whenever I ask him to buy it. He never refuses me any more. Maybe, hahaha…he still fears my teeth..oh, it should be : my daughter’s teeth.

        To be continue….