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 What if someone does not know English language well? Suppose this someone is a girl then let's see what may happen!

Girl: Hello,  how are you?

Boy: Oh...nice to see you, how are you?

Girl: I am good and you?

Boy: Hum..I am okay but I wanted to ask you something.

Girl: Go ahead!

Boy: Actually I wanted to say, " Would you be my date'?

Girl: 'Date, hey are you asking me about those dates which I bought from the store two days ago'?

Boy:" Oh...no, listen, I am asking you to be my date'!

Girl: 'Let me think, actually what did you mean...are you asking me what is the date of today'?

Boy: 'Oh....no...just shut up and bye'!

What may happen if two of them do not know English well and come to an English speaking country?

Wife: 'Hey, Listen I found a nice place to get fresh drinking water!'

Husband:' Really, dear where is it'?

Wife: 'It is located in downstairs just beside the restaurant.'

Husband: ' But, how do you know?'

Wife: 'I know...Oh...I found it in the morning, actually when you were sleeping I took a stroll around the hotel and saw the place , there was a young man who gave me water to drink and now I want to show you because if you feel thirsty again then you can go and have  water.'

husband: ' Okay, dear, let's go.

Now wife was taking her husband over there and she ordered two glasses of cold fresh water for themselves. The man who took the order grind and handed them two glasses of water in two fine crystal clear  glasses. They both drank and said thank you and left. They were amazed watching the decoration!

Husband: 'What a nice store!' And the wife nodded!

On the way they met a friend. He asked them " Where were you?' The Woman answered, " I took him to drink water in the store which is located just beside the restaurant.'

" Just beside the restaurant...a store...hey....it must be the  pub for sure...hahaha..so you both went to a pub to drink fresh mineral water!"