What if someone does not know English language well? Suppose this someone is a girl then let's see what may happen!
Girl: Hello, how are you?
Boy: Oh...nice to see you, how are you?
Girl: I am good and you?
Boy: Hum..I am okay but I wanted to ask you something.
Girl: Go ahead!
Boy: Actually I wanted to say, " Would you be my date'?
Girl: 'Date, hey are you asking me about those dates which I bought from the store two days ago'?
Boy:" Oh...no, listen, I am asking you to be my date'!
Girl: 'Let me think, actually what did you mean...are you asking me what is the date of today'?
Boy: 'Oh....no...just shut up and bye'!
What may happen if two of them do not know English well and come to an English speaking country?
Wife: 'Hey, Listen I found a nice place to get fresh drinking water!'
Husband:' Really, dear where is it'?
Wife: 'It is located in downstairs just beside the restaurant.'
Husband: ' But, how do you know?'
Wife: 'I know...Oh...I found it in the morning, actually when you were sleeping I took a stroll around the hotel and saw the place , there was a young man who gave me water to drink and now I want to show you because if you feel thirsty again then you can go and have water.'
husband: ' Okay, dear, let's go.
Now wife was taking her husband over there and she ordered two glasses of cold fresh water for themselves. The man who took the order grind and handed them two glasses of water in two fine crystal clear glasses. They both drank and said thank you and left. They were amazed watching the decoration!
Husband: 'What a nice store!' And the wife nodded!
On the way they met a friend. He asked them " Where were you?' The Woman answered, " I took him to drink water in the store which is located just beside the restaurant.'
" Just beside the restaurant...a store...hey....it must be the pub for sure...hahaha..so you both went to a pub to drink fresh mineral water!"
Comments
So funny... Enjoyed to read. Thanks for sharing dear naughty bet.
LOL,
yeah, It is Funny... :P
keep it up... you are really creative..^_^
Tanks, danny, I will fix it.
Thanks, Estanis....really happy to see you around!
Hi, Estanis, so glad to see you! What about inventing something?
Dear Bet, i am done with my corrections.
What may happen if someone does not know the English language well? Let’s assume this someone to be a girl in my story and let's see what may happen!
Girl: Hello, how are you?
Boy: Oh, nice to see you! I am fine and what about you?
Girl: I am good and you?
Boy: Humm..I am okay but I want_ to ask you something.
Girl: Go ahead!
Boy: Actually I wanted to ask: " Will you be my date'?
Girl: 'Date, hey are you asking me about those dates __ I bought in the store two days ago'?
Boy:" Oh...no, listen, I am asking you to be my date'!
Girl: 'Let me think, actually what did you mean...are you asking me what date is today'?
Boy: 'Oh....no...just shut up and bye'!
What may happen if two of them do not know English well and come to an English speaking country?
Wife: 'Hey, Listen I found a nice place to get some drinking water!'
Husband:' Really dear, where is it'?
Wife: 'It is __ downstairs just next to the restaurant.'
Husband: ' But, how do you know?'
Wife: 'I know...Oh...I found it in the morning. Actually, when you were sleeping I took a stroll around the hotel and saw the place , there was a young man who gave me a glass of water __ and now I want to show you that place because if you feel thirsty again, __ you can go there and have a drink.'
Husband: ' Okay, dear, let's go.
__Wife took her husband over there and __ ordered two glasses of cold water___. The man who took the order grinned and served them the water in two crystal pure glasses. They both drank it, __ thanked__ and left. They were amazed with the decoration of that store!
Husband: 'What a nice store!' And __ wife nodded!
On their way back, they met a friend. He asked them: "Where have you been?' __ Woman answered: "I took him to the store near the restaurant to have a glass of water.'
And now, I am proposing a few ways to end your story.
Woman (still smiling):”Yes, it was so refreshing and so delicious and we paid just a few dollars!”
Friend: “Sure, as they serve gin-tonic free for ladies today!”
Woman: “About 10 dollars, but we were thirsty”
Friend: “For you to know it is a bar. I pay the same for gas to drive hundred miles back and forth to my work during a week. Why haven’t you just turn on a faucet?”
Danny, we're all ears.
OK, I will!
Well, well, it doesn't sound funny, but I can end this story somehow differently to give it some spice if you like
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