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- Optimist thinks glass is half full.

- Pessimist thinks glass is half empty.

- Realist thinks the glass is half filled.

- Alcoholic thinks that someone should drink the vodka in the glass already.

- Critic thinks the glass is ugly.

- Philosopher thinks the relationship of the glass and the liquied in it should be thoroughly inspected from multiple points of views.

- American thinks the drink in the glass should be sugared and that his double XXL fries should arrive already.

- Cynicist doesn't even believe there's anything in the glass.

- Cleptoman thinks the glass might fit in his pocket.

- Meth addict thinks the glass looks a bit like a crocodile.

- Jesus thinks the water in the glass shall turn to wine.

- Muslim thinks the glass insults his religion.

- Blonde thinks the glass is like something you can like use for drinking.

- Schoolnerd thinks the liquid in the glass is most likely H2O.

- Aboriginal thinks the transparent object is cursed.

- Artist thinks the glass creates a controlled time-space totality in absurd enviroment.

- Racist thinks the glass should get the f*** out of this country.

- Rebel thinks the glass should be broken.

- Zombie thinks GARBHGLBAARGHL.


And, what do you think?

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