To begin with I should say I am not as good at making fun like as others. Sometimes I can't even make out some funny stories. But, despite the fact today I want to give it a try! So, let's see.
Conversation between a teacher and a student:
Teacher: Dear student, ' What is a museum'?
Student: ' Sir, a museum is a place where musicians play their great music'.
Teacher: ' Really, so did you see musicians were playing music over there as I know you went there two days ago'?
Student: ' Sir, I did not see that exactly but I saw many musical instruments over there so I guessed'!
Teacher: ' I have to say, my boy, your analysis power is really good because I thought it is a place where magicians show their magic!
Conversation between father and his child:
Child: 'Father, tomorrow morning you should get up earlier than mother. And, along with it you should do any work earlier'.
Father: ' Why son, why should I get up earlier and do everything earlier than her'?
Son: ' Because today our math teacher taught us the descending order, and I am sure you know what is it, right?
Father, ' Well, dear son, then let me teach you the ascending order before tomorrow morning comes'!
Son: ' Then who should be the first to wake up'?
Father: ' hahaha, guess, and stop babbling, okay'!
A true story:
It happened in china. One late evening we went to a restaurant to have dinner. It was cold outside and the restaurant was located on the topmost floor of a shopping mall. So, we went through the shopping mall instead of using the outer staircase.
On our way we wanted to see jewelries so we decided to drop into a shop. we just moved towards when the doorman opened the door and greeted us saying, ''Hello, sir, good morning!
Good morning, we exchanged smiles! But after that three salesmen came up and greeted us in the same way. Obviously we laughed then one of our senior team members came and told us,' Most probably someone taught them to say, Good morning but he or she forgot to teach when they should tell this sort of greetings....lol when we even got back after having dinner they said the same thing!
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Dear Bet, here are my corrections. Sure, you can ask your questions.
To begin with I should say I am not as good at making fun as others. Sometimes I can't even make out some funny stories. But, despite the fact today I want to give it a try! So, let’s see.
The conversation between a teacher and a student:
teacher: ‘Dear student, what is a museum'?
student: ' Sir, a museum is a place where musicians play their great music'.
teacher: ' Really, so did you see musicians were playing music over there as I know you went there two days ago'?
student: ' Sir, I did not see that exactly but I saw many musical instruments over there so I guessed'!
teacher: ' I have to say, my boy, your analysis power is really good because I thought it is a place where magicians show their magic!
The conversation between father and his child:
child: 'father, tomorrow morning you should get up earlier than mother. And, along with it you should do any work earlier'.
father: ' why son, why should I get up earlier and do everything earlier than her'?
son: ' because today our math teacher taught us the descending order, and I am sure you know what it is, right?
father, ' well, dear son, then let me teach you the ascending order before tomorrow morning comes'!
son: ' then’ who should be the first to wake up?”
father: ' hahaha, guess, and stop babbling, okay'!
A true story:
It happened in China. One late evening we went to a restaurant to have dinner. It was cold outside and the restaurant was located on the topmost floor of a shopping mall. So, we went through the shopping mall instead of using the outer staircase.
On our way we wanted to see jewelries so we decided to drop into a shop. We just moved towards when the doorman opened the door and greeted us saying, ''Hello, sir, good morning!”
Good morning, we exchanged smiles! But after that person ___ three other salesmen came up and greeted us in the same way. Obviously we laughed then one of our senior team members came and told us,' Most probably someone taught them to say, Good morning but he or she forgot to teach when they should tell this sort of greetings....lol when we even got back after having dinner they said the same thing!
Dear Bet, all your stories are really funny! And they are well-written. I will make some corrections a little later. Thank you!
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Kimon achi, Bet? Do you know that we say good evening for good morning? but not the opposite I mean you cannot say, good morning for good evening. Some of us do not care in which term of the day we are. A museum is close to music, after all, that boy was not far. Thanks Bet for sharing.
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Thank you so much.....Smith! I am going to fix it.
Funny! In fact, you're quite humorous!
Re 'correction': Be careful, 'before' is a tricky word. You can say 'earlier than mother/her', not 'before than mother/her', if you're indicating 'time'.
By the way, 'before her' can mean 'in front of her'.
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