Funny Question & Answers

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway************************************************Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..************************************************Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either..*************************************************Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you*************************************************Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me************************************************Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it************************************************Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!**************************************************I hope you will enjoy my topic.Emilie
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  • Hi Kamel:
    Thanks and have a nice drive.

  • Hi Emilie,
    Thanks for this very wonerful car.I like it so much.This is the colour which i prefer for cars.Have a nice day.
    Kamel
  • Hi Giga:
    Thanks for your comment...Each one on the net is very rich..hahahaha
    Have a nice day..


  • Hi Kamel:
    Thanks alot for your comment..

  • Hi Emilie,
    They are very good answers.I like these kind of answers.I like the son gift and i want a gift like his.Have a nice time.
    Kamel
  • Hi Saso
    Thanks alot my dear friend...Your name is already short and wonderful..I wish a happy day full with smiles my Butterfly Saso..


  • hahahahahha you made me laugh for the first time today ^_^

    thanx Emi , I like to call you Emi ^_^

    Regards ..
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